I got an email from a friend of mine from work and thought I would share some of it:
Bumper Stickers:
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Horn Broken ... watch for Finger!
The Earth is full, go Home!
I have the body of a God - Buddha
So many pedestrians, so little time. (Thats my fave)
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
If we quit voting, will they go away?
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Illiterate? Write for help!
Honk if anything falls off.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes!
He who hesitates not only is lost, but is miles from next exit.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
You! Out of the gene pool! Now!
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
Fight crime: Shoot Back!
(Seen upside down on a jeep) : If you can read this, flip me back over.
Guys: No shirts no service. Girls: No shirts no charge.
If walking is so good for you then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?
Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel.
Boldly going nowhere.
Caution: Driver legally blonde.
Heat attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
How many roads must a man travel down, before he admits he is lost?
Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason.