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"The 7 Secret Laws of Attraction & How You Can Get What Ever You Desire: This System Even Works While You Sleep!"
-This Is Like "The Secret" On Steroids!-

ATTENTION MY FRIEND: If your are even half way interested in learning the Law of Attraction from an Expert,you need to play close attention right now to discover the secrets.

“WARNING....Be Careful, Because What You Are About to Learn Can and Will Change The Way Your Life is Forever "!

"Unleash The Secret Law of Attraction Techniques , High Powered Goal Getting Strategies & Covert Attraction Tactics Which Took Me 15 Years to Compile and Hand Them Over To You In One Incredible System of Mind Blowing Tools!

You Can Start Your Law of Attraction Manifestation Right Now By Clicking Here

You'll See How a College Drop-Out From Hamilton, New Jersey Created The Easiest and Quickest Way to Get The Law of Attraction To Work For You In Just 90 Days!

This Information Has Been Secretly Handed Down From Generation to Generation, Now It Can Be Yours

This Could Be Your Chance...Grab it!

I have to be 100% up-front and honest about this,
My Method Will Work For You, If...

You Follow It Exactly As I Prescribe...

Money-Health-Weath-Relationships-Success
In 90 Days or Less...

...the best part is, You don't have to do hardly any work
once you properly program this special system into your mindThis is truly a
"Set it and Forget it" system.

From: A. Thomas Perhacs
Wednesday, 9:35 am
Hamilton, NJ (my home office, by my pool)

Do you want more out of life and get the things your missing right now?

There is a Secret! And that secret (actually secrets, because I don't leave any stone unturned) is contained in my fully updated Law of Attraction System, Entitled Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method

Ok, let me back up and give you a little history.

Let me introduce myself, my name is A.Thomas Perhacs and I have spent years developing some of the finest products, and courses of instruction on very unique topics. My goal has always been to over deliver and give people what they want...Cutting edge informaton that can't be gotten just anywhere...

I am the creator of the world famous "MIND FORCE TRAINING SYSTEM" and author of the best selling book on Hypnosis, Manipulation, The Master Secrets of Covert Persuasion & Hypnotic Influence. I've also trained people in many esoteric energy skills through my Chi Power Training courses. In a nutshell, I know what I'm talking about.

Here's Some of My Best Work

6 years ago, I completed my first work on attraction, entitled MAGNETO. It was an instant success and everyone who got a hold of that program absolutely loved it....On the other hand, I knew I had left some of the best things I had learned on the table and I have been looking to update it ever since....

My only problem was that I didn't have the time to re work the entire system

Here is what I did.

I took my own advice and disciplined myself to sit down and compile all the missing parts and create a high velocity system of tools you'll absolutely love!

So over the years, I have trained literally thousands from every corner of the world to use these methods of atraction, hypnosis, meditation, and some pretty sneaky psychic awareness methods as well...

Would you give me the next 7 minutes and read every word of this letter?

Congratulations, you made the smart choice...

So what is it that you desire?

To be wealthy
To be good looking to others
To be healthy
To be popular
To have security
To achieve inner peace
To have free time
To have more fun

Got Attracton Skills? Click Here To Get Started Now!

I'll Show You How To Get What You Desire While You Sleep

Warning: What I'm About To Share With You May Shock You

A lot of people who I have spoken to over the years, have seen me as kind of a mentor or coach in the development of their skills and attributes. I never intended to start out this way. I just took some ideas and shared them with my friends who I knew could use the methods for their own lives...I was reluctant to teach this on a wide scale, I wasn't a PHD or nationally known author, I was just a guy trying to make life work...

The thing is, I have been able to help alot of people, and I am greatful for that, but it wasn't always that way.

Check This Out....

You see, by the time I was 26 years old, I had a wife and (3) kids. I was in a really dead end job and had no real education (I dropped out of college after 2 years)... Speaking of dead end jobs, I've had so many it is hard to keep track of them all...And these are the good ones...

Deli Boy (Slicing Meats)
Retail Clerk (Hated This Job The Most)
Landscaper (At least I kept in good shape)
Pest Control Inspector (My take home per month was $827)
Lightbulb Salesman (I got fired after one month)
Waiter & Bartender (Did whatever I could at the time)

Don't Wait Like I Did, Get What You Desire Today!

The College Never Heard of Me!

I was even so desperate that one time, I lied on my resume to get a job thinking they would never check my references....And they did.

Here I was, 27 years old without a job, the company that just offered me the job had to tell me they couldn't hire me because I lied on my resume...

They Said The College I Had on The Application Never Heard of Me!

Talk about humiliation...

We had no money...I mean none. My wife quit her job because I told her I had this new super fancy job and that she didn't need to work anymore...We were worse than broke...it seemed like all was lost...

We were so bad off, the church took up a special collection to help us pay our rent (remember this, because this is the first time I ever used the concept of attraction)...

I would like to say everything since then has been a piece of cake, but lets be honest...Life can be brutal...

I knew I had to do something to change my situation, but I didn't know how...I started to read every kind of self-help book, and listen to every tape I could get my hands on...

I started to piece things together. I started to associate with individuals who could mentor me and show me where my mental focus needed to be. I was so hungry, I would drive anywhere at anytime to learn a tid-bit here, an idea there.

Then I Met The Guy That Changed My Life...

I met a man who had trained in some really esoteric martial arts overseas, and he was willing to teach them to me. These arts not only were fighting systems, but the internal training that is talked about in whispers...

This training was what I was looking for, but I got so much more...

You see I learned how to discipline my mind and body and create a reference point for what success meant to me. That one instructor lead me to another instructor, then another, and another, and yet even more high powered dudes that could help me to really realize my potential...

"I'M NOT JUST SOME SLICK MARKETER THAT KNOWS HOW TO COPY INFO OUT OF A BOOK- I LIVE THIS STUFF DAY IN DAY OUT"

That is the essence of how I began and continue what I like to call my "MIND FORCE TRAINING".

I picked up little pieces here and there and started to put them into use. For example.

Once I Started To Use These Concepts:

I got jobs that only college graduates were qualified for
I created a reality of the house I wanted to live in (and live there today)
I now drive a BMW, and my wife has a new SUV
I create businesses out of thin air
Take the family on the vacations of our choice
Take care of my wifes mother (complete with in-law suite in our new 4,500 sq ft house)
Have more time for hobbies and other things, like the martial arts
I have persuaded others to work with me for the mutual benefit of both parties
I even found an old business mentor of mine in the most unique way and set up a joint venture that was worth thousands upon thousands of dollars to me over a several year period.

You Can Attain Anything You Desire, If You Believe and Know The Correct Methods

Life Can Change On a Dime Either Good or Bad

Sounds amazing considering the rough start doesn't it...It's all true, my wife can attest to that fact. I'm actually amazed she's stayed with me after all I have put her through over the years, but she's a trooper...

So what does this mean to you?

it means I am confident that I can offer you the secrets myself and others have used over the years to litterally attract whatever we want, when we want it...

It's easier than you think, but you must use the correct methodologies to get it to work effectively...If you don't use the correct sequance, it could have the exact opposite of the hoped for effect!

I have layed out for you in my new Mind Force Law of Attraction course, the exact methods used to harness the full and complete power of your mind to attract the desires of your heart...

I have put in years of learning and struggle to hone these methods down to a science. A science so powerful, you really need to experience to believe it... In fact when I first learned these methods, I only taught them to a handfull of people for fear I might actually wreck my good karma...

Do you know what I learned?

You always get more, when you give more...

How to Change Your Life Forever With The Amazing Strategies of Mind Force Attraction

What if you could just think about an outcome and make it happen?

"Does that sound incredible? It should, unless you're pulse is flat lining......Do you want me to teach you how to do it NOW!"

Sure. Get what you want, when you want it, but even better than that........GET IT NOW!

It's the Law of ATTRACTION. It's immutable.

FACT: You can set policy on the things you want to have happen in your life.

Imagine, Being able to attract Money, Health, Power, Romance, Anything you want & Doing It In Your Mind, Even While You Sleep

What is it that you desire?

The question is do you have what it takes to make it happen?

Focus is the Key. Once You learn how to focus on what you want, you can get it........The funny thing is no one ever explains how to focus properly to insure you get what you want, when you want it, every time, all the time....... In these powerful MP3s/CDs, I show you exactly how myself and others do it all the time........

Believe...........It can happen for you too......

Allow me to introduce you to a technology that can absolutely change your life......

Hey, I know what your thinking, everyone says that!

Below Are Just Some of the Things You'll Learn
With Magneto The Master Attraction System

  • The 4 secrets ways to visualize your goals more powerfully
  • Increase your Internal Energy like a Human Dynamo: Power up with unique exercises and techniques used by top athletes, martial artists and health aficionados
  • Learn Advanced Mind Power Secrets: Gain a great understanding of how your mind really works and the way to get it to work for you, not against you.
  • Leveraging, Controlling and Redirecting Your Mind: True mind control is both physical and mental, learn how to get the leverage you need for total and complete control.
  • How to Target Your Goals & Objectives like a Marksman: Quit setting goals and start getting them with these effective strategies.
  • The 3 types of natural energy that allow you to supercharger your attraction mechanisms
  • Several unique methods of breathing made famous by Shoalin Monks, Yogis and other highly evolved practitioners.
  • The main difference between positive and negative Ion force and the 5 ways to determine how to use each in specific situations.
  • 7 ways to sense vibrational energy to turn on the magneto for your goals
  • The correct way to use 7 different emotional ploys that allow you to jack up your attraction energy like a dynamo
  • The 9 mental impurities you must avoid at all costs and why almost 95% of the population don't succeed because of them.
  • The 5 big reasons why the past is not the doorway to your future
  • A surefire way to shrink your problems and challenges so they are insignificant
  • The amazing "Balloon Head" exercise that purges impure or negative thoughts like sending a rocket to the moon!
  • The Secrets to "Mental Fasting", and how you can use it to lose negative mental weight that holds most people back from achieving.
  • The one amazing programming technique to control your emotional level at all times.
  • The 4 very important keys to attraction and the programming methods that get them to work effectively every time they are used.
  • Triple Your Ability to Visualize Yourself Earning More Income Than Ever Before: Experience the power of the "Income Generator" strategy to increase your earning potential exponentially.
  • Set a Total Trajectory of Success for Yourself: Whether it is to attract prosperity, romance, love, sex or health, Magneto has the answers.
  • Harness the Secret Weapon for Your Success: You will be amazed to find out the secret weapon for your success in all areas of your life.
  • Cultivate the Amazing Distribution Center of Wealth Exercise: This one exercise is worth the cost of the entire course, as it will prove to you that, you determine your future.
  • And much, much more potent strategies and techniques.

This Special Price Won't Last Forever

Here's What YOU Get Inside "Magneto"

Training Manual

Mind Force Attraction-Magneto Method Manual

FORMAT: Instant PDF Access

This is the real deal...This is the manual that people have been talking about for years. I had this on the market before any of the audios were even considered. These notes are some of the most powerful guidlines for the manifestation and attraction process you will ever see anywhere...

And That's Not All...When You Get This Course Today, I Am Giving You Access to My Two Other Mind Force books: See below for details.

Mind Force Meditation- Mind Portal- Yours FREE

Mind Force Psychic Energy- Internal Power Centers- Yours FREE

These two books alone are worth the investment and I'm giving them to you as an added bonuse when you invest in Magneto!

Every page of this book contains secrets of the attraction process
Learn powerful affirmations you can use as you design your own game plan
Learn how to harness the power of your own personal "Mind Machine"
Many diffferent techniques to learn manifesting and attracting what you want like a true magneto
Bonus section on "The Power of Definate Purpose"

Training Modules #1 & 2

Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method Audio Files

FORMAT: Instant Access Audio

In These audio files, you will find the most detailed instruction ever on how to attract what you want. Several hours of instruction insures you the maximum instruction in these esoteric skills.

Module #1 Includes

How to get your mind ready and prepaired for the attraction Process
How to expertly design the proper affirmations and structure for your attraction practice
How to use vibrational energy- High level thought patterns included.
The "Triad" secret that virtually no one other than you will know.
The difference between the 7 Positive emotions and the 9 Negative ones. And how to stay on the positive side.

Module #2 Includes

Advanced Mind Power Training
How to eleminate and control fears
How to dump the garbage of your mind for increased magnetic attraction
The amazing "Balloon Head" exercise and how you can get it to work everytime you call upon it.
The 3 easy magnetic "Attraction Box" techniques and why you need to know them.

Training Module #3

The "New" Power of Manifestation & Law of Attraction Bonus Video

FORMAT: Online Video, MP3 & PDF notes

This video was created especially for you. I took the most common questions my clients had and put on an amazing 45 minute video. I have gotten rave reviews from this when I allowed my special Mind Force Syndicate Membership preview this video just a few weeks ago...They absolutely loved the content.

Here's what I'll show you...

How you can attract anything you want with Mind Force Methods
How to use the pattened Creation on Demand Process
How to structure & begin the manifesting process
You'll Learn the 3 Quadrants of Mental Manifestation
You'll learn The 7 Step by step keys you need to know to make the attraction process happen in a big way.

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Goal Getting System

FORMAT: Instant Access PDF Report

This is my super ninja report on how to set your goals and then get them like magic...

Once I learned this method, I knew the sky was the limit. Now it is the same for you...

Common sense approach, above common results will result.

$27 Value - Yours FREE today

Goal Getting System Notes

FORMAT:Instant Access PDF Report

Now you'll have a blueprint in which to set your goals. Once you do that, you can then use your attraction skills to make those goals a reality...

$27 Value - Yours FREE today

The Art & Science of Personal Magnetism

FORMAT: Instant Access PDF Report

This timeless treasure shares an eye opening account of how you can use your magnetic energies to get the attraction process pumped up even more...

This book is a key to your development and is worth a fortune to you if you apply its principles.

$17 Value - Yours FREE today


Mastery Through Meditation

FORMAT: Instant Access PDF Report

This book was the very first manual I did in conjunction with my work at SPC-USA, and provides a very easily to use method of meditation. Detailed instruction covers all aspects of meditation and how you can get it to work for you in amazing ways...

$17 Value - Yours FREE today


Mastery Through Meditation MP3s

FORMAT:Instant Access PDF Report

These (4) four Audio MP3s guide you through the entire meditation process. This entire course has sold for as much as $47 and is yours FREE with this special Magneto Method Offer. Two of the MP3 Files contain actual "guided medtitations" to help you get to deeper levels of relaxation and consciousness. A great companion to "THE MAGNETO METHOD"!

$27 Value - Yours FREE today

Internal Power Centers

FORMAT: Instant Access PDF Report

When I released this book in the Fall of 2007, my clients couldn't believe I kept this manuscript secret for so long...

A manual worth its weigh in gold of all of the esoteric and unique skills you will learn with this. From psychic energy to healing, energy vampires, precognition, etc. This book is a gem and worth a ton.

$47 Value - Yours FREE today

Mind Portal Book (Formerly Mastery Through Meditation-See Above)

FORMAT:Instant Access PDF Report

This book covers the gamet...I'll show you how to meditate as well as the more esoteric stuff like Remote Viewing, Out of Body Experiences and other interesting topics.. Totally Updated Version...

Information based on my own personal experiences. This works!

$47 Value - Yours FREE today

Let's Recap Everything You Get

The Complete "Mind Force Attraction System"
$97
Mastery Through Meditation Book & MP3 Files
$37
Mind Force Secrets Manual (Mind Portal & Internal Power Centers)
$47
Goal Getting System
$47
The Art & Science of Personal Magnetism
$17
Total Value
$245
 
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Let's be frank, you would be just plain stupid to miss this offer. It's like getting $10 tickets to the Super Bowl.

Remember "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" is
NOT sold in any store

This information is far too rare and valuable to be carried by any retail store. "Magneto" is ONLY available direct from me here on this website. We don't want this info in the public, that is the entire point. That's what gives us and our customers such an unfair advantage over our competitors.

This Product Is Guaranteed To Work Or Your Money Back!

I am so sure of your success with this program I guarantee it...

If for ANY reason you are not completely satisfied with "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" even I you don't like the color of the cover or the roughness of my voice on the recordings just send me a personal email at the end of 60 days for a full, prompt refund and I will insist you keep all my bonus gifts for you FREE just for giving "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" an honest evaluation. Fair enough? There's more...

Only 515 Copies Of "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method"
Will Be Released In This Promotion Period

(Then The Price Could Go Back Up to $97)

This Is a True Limited Time Offer

I only plan to offer "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" to a small group of beta testers at the insanely low $67 price point . Why, because my real goal here is not to make money, it's to make connections.

I will to offer "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" for $200+ once I have all the testimonials I need and find some joint venture partners who wish to promote this course themselves.

The good news for you as a beta tester is you will get to ask questions and offer feedback that will be used to shape the final version months before it hits the market.

Can You Keep These Secrets
"Just Between Us"

Non-Disclosure Confidentiality Agreement

Because of the rarity and value of the information inside "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" and because of the benefits and unfair advantage that it gives to my few clients that have it. I must insist that you agree to full confidentiality and non-disclosure or the information. This is NOT negotiable and you cannot access "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" at any price without agreeing to this one condition.

YES, I agree to not share any of the proprietary information from "Mind Force Attraction, The Magneto Method" with anyone other than my employees or immediate family members. I realize that this is sensitive information and a big part of what makes it work is it's limited availability. I promise to keep your secrets. Please let me in.

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P.S. I Admit This May Not Be For You

Life is a series of choices. I realize that not everyone will completely understand the power of my system. You may not be able to afford it or their might be some reason you truly think that you can't follow the simple step-by-step instructions inside. That's OK

Like my father used to say "Spit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one gets filled up faster" . If you only wish this would work, this is not for you, but if you have a burning desire to make a change in your life, then this coud very well be exactly what you have been searching for.

Will you create your own future, be in charge of your destiny and rise to the top or will you be like everyone else in the middle? It's 100% up to you.

P.P.S. If you're a little afraid, don't worry...that's a good thing.

Think back on everything you've done that was truly worthwhile in your life. I'm talking about things like: asking that special someone on a date ... learning to swim ..showing up for the first day of school ... getting married ... buying your first home ... having a child.

What do all these things have in common?

Answer: FEAR.

Now think about your normal daily activities...things like: reading ... watching TV ... even attending a seminar ... I think you'll agree that none of them are all that scary. In fact, they're probably downright comfortable!

But I want you to ask yourself, "Where have these activities got me so far?"

My guess is you won't like the answer.

That's why my advice is that you follow your fear...

P.P.P.S. I Eat Steak Either Way

My Wife MJ & I in Vegas

In My Home Gym Working The Heavy Bag

At Grumans Chinese Theatre in Hollywood

Here is the cold hard truth. I eat steak tonight no matter what choice you make. Let me explain. In the grand scheme of things my financial position will not be effected much by your decision to acquire my system. My kids will still go to college of their choice, my wife will get the fancy shoes from the magazine and I'll play golf at a really very nice club this Saturday.

However, your choice will have a HUGE impact on your future. This is really all about you and your dreams. Bottom line, it's guaranteed and you can't possible lose. Claim your copy today

CLICK HERE

This Training Is Real and So Am I

P.P.P.S. Just so you know, I'm a real person and I really do have multiple online businesses. Here is my personal and company information just to prove it to you. I WANT to hear from you. I want to be your friend.

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The "SECRET FORMULA" To Making People Like You!
How to be FUNNY! Learn to be Funny, Witty & Interesting! Download black-lyon-publishing.pdf

The "SECRET FORMULA" To Making People Like You!

"You're Damn Lucky Because You've Just Stumbled Upon...

The "SECRET FORMULA" To Making
People Like You!


*Hint*: It's got to do with being funny. ;)

One That Has Completely TRANSFORMED The Social Lives Of THOUSANDS... !

Stop whatever you're doing and give me your COMPLETE full attention.

Because you're about to be handed the "HOLY GRAIL" of not just being funny... but being interesting, witty, likeable and charming as hell.

-- Stanley Lyndon ;)

Who is Stanley Lyndon? Stanley Lyndon is a famous comedian who has coached over 5000 humorists in comedy workshops, and has written lines for some of the biggest names in the comedy industry (yep, I've had to write THEIR jokes - haha!).
He has also featured on many television shows including David Letterman, Jay Leno, Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres, produced 3 TV Shows, and has written several parts of many sitcoms including Cheers, Frasier, Friends, and Will & Grace. Not to mention performing live on stage in front of many thousands time and time again.

Give me 7 days...

And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around...

 
"When they say 7 days, they mean it. It's been amazingly easy, to understand what they tell you. All it takes is some practice, and commitment."

-- Quincy Casper.

 

You'll:

Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick... that people will be asking you constantly "hey, what show is that off?" or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.
Be hilarious... don't you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter... OH WAIT, you don't get that? Well you're about to.
Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the "FUN GUY" that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you'll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word!
Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time (more on that later).
Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it's like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You'll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you're about to learn.)
Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU'LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.
Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex.
Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.

And a heck of a lot more!

YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT RIGHT NOW... BUT THIS IS HOW IMPORTANT BEING FUNNY, WITTY AND INTERESTING IS.

Let's cut the crap. You probably already know this because it's pretty obvious... but becoming a "people person" and learning social skills is probably the single most important thing you can and will ever do.

The social skills you're about to learn enable you to gain a more desirable, enjoyable lifestyle, with popularity, admiration, endless friends, and all the sex and success you could ever wish for. In other words... anything you want.

So if you're like me and think the above benefits of becoming one of these "people person" guys look pretty good...

I suggest you KEEP READING

Because... I AM ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE FOR GOOD...

And I'm damn serious. I want you to get the social success you know you deserve.

It's time to make a change, and you know it. Of course... you COULD leave this site right now. But you'd be missing out on some of the most important information you might ever read.

The only person holding you back right now is YOURSELF.

Which is why it's so VITAL that you read this WHOLE message.

So if you are sick and tired of pussy-footing around whatever situation you might be in right now, and are ready to start making your life into what it ALREADY should be then...


I WANT TO HELP YOU! Please, I invite you to read on... and thank you graciously for giving me some of your precious time. I'll make sure I repay the favor 100 fold!

-- Stanley Lyndon :)

"How To Become A PEOPLE MAGNET..."

We all know those people who just seem to be PEOPLE MAGNETS. The ones that everyone loves and want to be around.

Yeah, I'm talking about the:

The Funny Guy, who obnoxiously interrupts you, and gets all the laughs while you try to get in your pathetic "two cents"
The Charming Slacker at work who gets promoted quick-smart and becomes successful and rich while you work overtime to impress the boss
The Popular Guy who gets ALL the attention wherever he goes, while you sit in the corner alone, talking to no-one
The "Pimp" who gets the opposite sex ALL OVER THEM while you can't even get a decent girlfriend or boyfriend

"WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET BEHIND WHAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DO?"

This secret, though simple... is extremely important. IT CAN GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE.

And why? Because people will LIKE you. And when people like you, you gain influence... people will try and do all they can to please you. And this is EXACTLY why this secret is so damn important.

So without further ado... I present the simple secret.

The simple secret behind this is that THEY ARE FUNNY. They understand what is funny and humorous (at least at an unconscious level). And because of this they are Master Conversationalists that are loved by anyone and everyone they meet.

And THIS is what EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WANTS.

Don't believe me?

Take a look at this recent study published in The New York Times:

In a 10-country survey by Ipsos on the traits people seek in the opposite sex, wealthy men were "half as likely as men less well-off to value physical attractiveness the most in a woman." Respondents were given a list of four characteristics and asked to pick the one they prize most highly in the opposite sex.

For American men, affection/sensitivity and humor were the most desirable traits in a woman (each drawing 44 percent of the vote), with good looks (8 percent) and money (2 percent) lagging far off the pace. American women were most likely to say they value affection/sensitivity in a man (51 percent), with humor a solid runner-up (38 percent). Money (8 percent) and looks (2 percent) lagged far behind.

That's right. For men HUMOUR beat good looks by an enormous 36%. So much for every guy wanting that "hot girl". And for women, Humor managed to beat Money by a whopping 30% and beat good looks by 34%!

 

"My talks have gone from ordinary to great really quickly. My conversational skill has been enhanced by this & I'm confident enough now to walk in to any hangout and talk to any girl without even thinking about rejection."

-- Marshall R.

 

 

"This has been the best shot to my personality development in a long time. I am making moves that I thought were impossible to do, but not now!" -- Kristopher Hinch.

 

Or how about this study here...

In which a man interviewed THOUSANDS of single women about what they look for in a man, and personality traits that turn them on. Here are the TOP 4, in order:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Fun to be with.
3. Good conversationalist.
4. Intelligent.

You're about to be handed the KEY to developing all of these traits and more...

Look I could go on, there have been hundreds of these studies done proving everything from "Humor being one of the top traits Employers look for when hiring a worker" to "Humor being the main influence on how much sex someone gets".

But come on, let's stop mucking around and get to the good stuff.

 

"I really must send kudos to you all. This has truly been $$ well spent. You've provided me with an immeasurable amount of info. As a "self taught" humorist that has been ardently at it for 3 years, you've provided me with some much appreciated guidance and direction. Hats off to all. I am and will forever be grateful for what I have learned thus far...and I've just "scratched the surface" of what is available. Thanks again."

-- Logan Riccardi.

 

 

"Amazing, just amazing. This is a brilliant book. If you're a beginner and looking for a solid start, look no further. You've found it. You'd be daft not to get this."

-- Sarath Chandra.

 

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT BECOMING FUNNY, WITTY, AND INTERESTING CAN DO FOR YOU.

So let's cut to the chase and show you how you can become that person everyone wants to be around.

First, though... let me tell you a little bit about my "formula"...

"THE SECRET FORMULA..."

*READ THIS PART - VERY IMPORTANT*
If There's Only One Piece Of This Message You Read, Make it THIS... Yes... It's THAT Important

What if I told you... that there was an actual science to being funny, witty, interesting and being liked by other people.

An actual formula. The "Holy Grail" if you like.

Well I'm here to tell you that there is one. And it is so potently powerful, that ONLY the SINGLE BEST comedians in the world know it (and most do not even use it to its full potential).

In fact I think it's so powerful... that to an extent, I regret talking about here.

But alas... Because I really want you to get this, I shall continue! ;)

Involved in this formula are 6 KEY elements. (these elements are covered in "fine- comb" detail in my book "How To Be Funny"... more on that shortly.)

Every single piece of humor is generated using these 6 elements. Yep, that's right... and Every Single Thing That You've Ever Laughed At uses these six elements.

Each of these "elements" work at different levels. And they WORK IN A CERTAIN ORDER (this part is very crucial, you know the elements that make up this formula and you will STILL struggle; it's getting them in COMPLETE order that will help you to become ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS).

Keep in mind that when you read my book, I will give them in a basic format (that becomes more advanced as the book goes on). Remember, they are very sacred to me so once you are exposed to them... DON'T SHARE THEM WITH OTHERS.

- Stanley ;)

When you find out about these special and select elements, SOME will be complete forehead-slappers...

You know the ones where you find yourself yelling "Why the heck didn't I think of that!!?"

Because they are so obvious yet you will have never thought of them.

Some of them are A LOT more potent.

Some of these elements, not even 1 in 100 comedians know, and even the best comedians in the world who do know it... (most would know these elements SUBCONSCIOUSLY), DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT TO ITS FULL AND IMMENSELY POWERFUL POTENTIAL.

This formula literally blows people away. Because they begin to see how EASY and SIMPLE it is to become a really funny person. Because it really is easy and simple to become a funny person. The formula is easy to learn.

Listen...

UNDERSTANDING THIS FORMULA will make you the most witty, popular, interesting, funny and charming person among virtually ANY peer group. (Unless someone else has found out about my book, in that case you'll both be the popular ones, haha!)

I am about to show you my new exclusive book. The one that contains this secret 6 element formula... in which you will learn EXACTLY how to be funny... in which you will learn exactly how to create humor and how humor works.

YOU WILL KNOW WHAT MAKES ANYTHING FUNNY.

Do you know how immensely powerful this will be?

Once you understand this SECRET FORMULA (which is revealed in my book, more on that very soon)... and know each of the 6 elements and more importantly WHICH SPECIFIC ORDER the elements are combined in to create the secret formula of humor...

Being funny will become easy to you. It will become second-nature. You WILL NOT even have to give it second thought. It will be effortless.

"WAIT... THERES A *CATCH*"

Actually, there's two.

First of all, I need to say something. See a lot of people out there selling books on "how to be funny" tell you that you can be that hilarious person INSTANTLY with no work. By just reading some words you will become funny, interesting, witty, charming... OVERNIGHT, without having to do anything!

This is simply not true, so I just want to warn you... that if you are thinking that MY book... or anyone else's will help you get what you want instantly, and all you will have to do is read words, then you are thinking about this the wrong way.

 

"OTHER TEACHERS JUST WANT YOUR MONEY AND WON'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING... I like how there is additional info that I wouldn't learn everywhere else. This book cares about quality information and the integrity of great teaching. Many people will remember and appreciate these techniques forever.Other teachers just want your money and don't teach you anything. How to be Funny has given me the foundation to help me access my dream. Who doesn't want to be popular? This is a godsend!!! Don't ignore your creative impulses.... I did for over 10 years. No more...the funny guy in me is coming alive with the generous help of Stanley. Thank you."

-- Rusty Jones.

 

Listen, I don't know you well. But lets talk on a 1-1 personal level.

I do know the struggles you're going through. I'll keep it between me and you but I know you want to be the person that everyone likes. The person who is funny, and just drips of charisma.

I genuinely want to help you. I can't make it any clearer... I WANT YOU TO GET THE SOCIAL SUCCESS THAT YOU BLOODY WELL DESERVE!

I'm not sure if you realize this... I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND TEACHING OTHERS (and teaching correctly without false promises just to get some "quick cash").

I'll say it once more. I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND TEACHING OTHERS. This is want I want to do until the day I die.

This is why I am not going to BS you with all this "overnight success, takes no work" this is what all the other teachers out there are doing.

I simply can't do that. It would be violating my integrity as a person.

So... let me explain this first catch.

You will have to put in a little bit of work and practice to become the person you want to be.

This is simple logic in life. Anything that is remotely desirable will take some work. Nothing worth having can be got easy.

And lets me just say, that this work is SO WORTH IT. There is absolutely no comparison to the small amount of work you put in, for huge success. To be the person you want to be.

Trust me. If you really want to improve as a person you WILL DO THIS. You will
GET MY BOOK.

Onward.

The second catch...

"Some People Just Can't Be Funny..."

The above statement is partially true. Though I do believe that some people aren't funny by nature...

ANYONE can be taught. All they need to become super hilarious, witty, interesting and great at conversation are the right tools.

Only problem is... THERE IS HARDLY ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP.

I already explained how a lot of the teachers out there are only trying to get your money. That's not me. I cannot do that, I would feel bad doing so.

 

"You really do care about helping me and walking me through the experience... Within the first 30 seconds after opening the site, I KNEW that it was going to be a great book. This is a wonderful course. It is simple and very user friendly. I think Stan is an excellent teacher and pays attention to detail. You get your money's worth and then some!

I'm so appreciative of this service. I am also very refreshed by your personal approach, and the customer-oriented view you apply to your business. I do not feel as if I am taken advantage of, but instead as if you really do care about helping me and are walking me through the experience. Please don't ever lose your healthy perspective...it is a gem in today's world."

-- Rosie Embert.

 

That's why with my book, I give you EVERYTHING you need to fast track yourself and become an interesting, witty and funny conversationalist that EVERYONE wants to meet with and be around...

DRUM ROLL PLEASE :)

Introducing...

" How To Be *Funny* "

The book that is responsible for changing the social lives of THOUSANDS of people around the world.

As you might have already gathered, I am someone who is really passionate about helping people. Particularly helping them become more funny.

And I thought what better way, then to write a book.

So that's what I did.

And ever since I first released it... people have been RAVING about it non-stop.

In fact you can see just a sampling of the "ravings" (hundreds of testimonials)...
Right HERE.

In just 7 days of reading my book "How To Be Funny" - you'll be creating incredible jokes in everyday situations, naturally and subconsciously which will in turn... enable you to become the popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that you've always dreamed of becoming.

And this is why YOU NEED MY BOOK!

My book "How To Be Funny" contains EVERYTHING you need to fast-track yourself on the easy road to becoming hilariously funny.

In fact... HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK of what you'll discover when you get my book:

How to TRIPLE your humorous ability in one single evening... (CLUE: All you need to do is start OBSERVING the world around you.)
The Simple Scientific FORMULA Behind What Actually Makes A Joke Funny - Once you understand this, creating your own hilarious jokes WITHOUT having to even think about it becomes 100 times easier - HINT: not 200 times, not 50 times but exactly 100 times easier as you'll see. Pg. 32.
What to do to make ANYTHING at all funny instantly. USE THIS TACTIC! Excerpt from page 31: "this isn't funny, at all. But, when you put it in the way as given above, it becomes funny all of a sudden." If there was one single thing I could teach beginners to get CRAZY SUCCESS in hardly anytime it'd be this. Learn this and you'll be able to make almost anything funny.
Adding these extra few words to ANY joke will make it almost TWICE as funny - these extra "words" revealed on Pg 54.
A 5 letter word "S____" -- that is even more important than the almighty punch line. Once you know what this is, your jokes will NATURALLY become a lot funnier! Find out what this is on page 15.
Something EVERY World-Class Comedian knows that enables him/her to come up with great jokes ON THE SPOT - Learn this "trick" and you'll know how to make ANYONE laugh without having to think for even a second!
The Single Biggest SECRET of creating Humor - not even 1 in 100 comedians know this, yet with this powerful concept you will know EXACTLY how to craft one of those "tear-jerking" type jokes that leaves your "victims" laughing in absolute pain. Pg. 29.
The Secret to making "High-Status" people laugh. There are some people who will NEVER laugh at your joke... unless you know this little gem -- prepare to be embarrassed when around people "cooler" than you. With it though, you'll have everyone in fits of laughter, and become popular almost immediately.
ELIMINATE ALL "Awkward Silences" FOR GOOD. Ever been stuck for something to say? -- after reading my book you'll have EVERYTHING you need to TALK FOREVER. Awkward Silences will never happen again. PLUS! You'll know how to end them instantly if they ever happen.
WARNING: If your joke bombs... do this IMMEDIATELY. This little trick SAVES you from any embarrassment you COULD have gotten. HINT: Popular people do this unconsciously.
The simple "trick" that makes ANY insult you say -- ridiculously funny. Make anyone you dislike look like an idiot... and have all of their "friends" laughing at them almost instantly while they flounder powerlessly, unable to do anything. PLUS! How to become "THE COMEBACK KING". Pg 51.
The "Instant Joke Generator" technique that will make ‘on-the-spot' unconscious improv jokes effortless almost instantly. Pg 32.
The Single Most Important Thing You ABSOLUTELY need to know if you're thinking of becoming a comedian - get this wrong and say goodbye to your dreams.
WHEN Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle are having trouble coming up with jokes... THIS IS WHAT THEY DO.
The Amazing "Paris-New York" Trick that makes anything you say... A WHOLE LOT FUNNIER instantly plus... makes sure people actually GET your joke. Pg 43.
And finally... the EASIEST way to come up with a joke. Yes, there's actually one type of joke that's easy to come up with in ANY situation. You'll be the MASTER conversationalist and "funny guy"... no matter where you are. Pg 46.
How to turn a joke that doesn't work into a MASSIVE advantage. It won't matter if you screw up on a joke. Use this... and everyone is STILL going to laugh.

The above -- was just a small sample of what you'll learn when you BUY MY BOOK.

And when you do GET MY BOOK, you'll have the power to take action and become the person you want to be.

Because in my book you will have EVERYTHING you need to become that popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that you've always dreamed of becoming.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information, information that doesn't need hundreds of pages to be explained (come on... do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff that goes on for 1000 pages?)

Let's put it this way... Say you've found a safe with 1 million dollars in it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my book. I try not to fluff around and just give you the straight valuable information you need... information you would be paying hundreds or even thousands for in proper workshops.

With the skills you learn in my book you'll be able to do everything from just entertaining friends at a party to becoming successful in show business.

Remember my promise to you? (and one that I intend on keeping 100%)

Give me 7 days...

And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to Meet and Be around...

You'll:

Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp and quick... that people will be asking you constantly "hey, what show is that off?" or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.
Be hilarious... don't you just love those moments where you have everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter... OH WAIT, you don't get that? Well you're about to.
Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the "FUN GUY" that everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from now on, you'll now be the center of attention and have people hanging on your every word!
Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost every time.
Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what it's like having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. You'll be able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills you're about to learn.)
Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career ladder. NOW YOU'LL be one of those people who gets promotions easily while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.
Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER when approaching the opposite sex.
Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.

"I WANT YOU TO BE ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY!"

I truly want to help you to achieve the social success you deserve. I get emails every day from people, thanking me for what I've done to MASSIVELY increase their success in their social lives.

I want YOU to be another success story.

Look, I've spent HUNDREDS of man-hours, and at least a good 4 years of research perfecting and developing the advanced techniques and information in this valuable book. The first edition of "How To Be FUNNY!" was published in 1997. (It became a top 10 seller in the country for more than a year!)

In 2005 I released the FOURTH edition! And went digital, releasing the first ever "How To Be Funny" eBook. And now that my program is in digital format, I've been able to reach a HUGE international audience...

This means that I've been able to help THOUSANDS - more than I could have ever dreamed of with my print book... and I want YOU to be another one of my HUNDREDS of success stories (go here to read just some of the many success stories I've received).

Here's the TRUTH...

Trying to learn and discover the techniques for yourself would take HUNDREDS of hours of work (no seriously, you don't know how hard I worked to develop my techniques)... And in the real world, time is money which means you'd be losing a lot of money if you were to do this.

Getting coached by a professional comedian (and I mean a REAL professional that can actually help you, not one of those free community courses) would cost you at least $700 at the cheapest, if not a few thousand dollars.

So selling this book for even $120 would STILL be a bargain.

But I'm not asking you to pay $120... or even HALF of that!

Because of the internet I am able to give you this special offer today...

And I'll tell you ALL ABOUT the amazing deal when you Order "How To Be Funny" Today but you should know that you WILL NOT JUST be getting my book "How To Be Funny"...

SPECIAL DISCOUNT AND BONUSES FOR
THE FIRST 10,000 BUYERS

I am very close to reaching my initial goal of selling 10,000 soft copies of my book. Once this is achieved (getting quite close so I expect this to happen anywhere from within a week to a month), I will start testing prices back in the $120 zone - which I've sold successfully at in previous years.

But if you buy today you'll be able to lock in at the measly price of $49.95 (USD)

 

"The Best Deal On The Web Right Now... Excellent value for the money. Probably the best deal on the web right now and I have looked at lot of sites."

-- Steve Rogers, Harrisburg, PA USA.

 

 

"This Is an Excellent Program at an Incredible Price... Enough said."

- Tim.

 

PLUS! Receive the following priceless bonuses:

Bonus #1: "The Best TIPS & TRICKS in the Art of Being Funny" (worth $9.95)

A Comedian's "UNFORGIVABLE SIN" something you SHOULD NEVER ever do, but probably are already doing. By knowing this, your jokes are going to be at least 200% more effective INSTANTLY. You have no idea how powerful this is.
The REAL SECRET to being funny. Did you know that being funny isn't even about telling great "jokes". Find out what it's really about (this will surprise you for sure) and your humorous ability will EXPLODE!
One of the most VITAL Keys to being funny - get this right and people will be able to "sense" that you're a popular, charming person STRAIGHT AWAY. CLUE: Almost every surfer is this way (weird I know but hear me out), but NOT in the way that you're thinking... you'll kick yourself when you realize how obvious this is.
What you ABSOLUTELY must do the second you think of a good joke. Forget to do this and you may forget about ever being funny.

Bonus #2: "How to MEMORIZE jokes easily " (worth $9.95)

If you've ever forgotten a joke, you know how annoying it can be. Over the last few years I've been developing a special technique that enables you to remember absolutely ANY joke you ever read, hear or make, almost effortlessly. Again this technique is very EXCLUSIVE and has been tested by me extensively over 4 years. Please DO NOT SHARE this secret technique.

Bonus #3: "Performing and Rehearsing Humor" (worth $4.95)

If you remember just one thing... MAKE IT THIS -- HINT: it involves practice but there is one CRUCIAL ingredient you AREN'T thinking of.
How to ANNIHILATE any ounce of fear you have whether it's going up and talking to the opposite sex or doing stand up comedy in front of hundreds - know this and you will finally be able to express your new found natural spontaneous sense of humor.
What to do to make EVERY joke you say sound natural... forget about EVER getting caught using jokes you've rehearsed (oh, I know the feeling... and it ain't pretty).

Bonus #4: "100 of my most favorite jokes and 200 of my most favorite one- liners" (PRICELESS)

I select the BEST 100 of my jokes I've ever created PLUS! the 200 most effective of my one-liners on the basis of the maximum laugh I had received over the years. Each one of these is guaranteed to get a HUGE laugh from your audience in any situation whatsoever!

Bonus #5:
"FREE Updates for a Lifetime! (no, seriously)"

If you order now, you'll receive ALL future editions of my book absolutely free (this is a LIFETIME OFFER). All corrections, latest jokes, any modifications to my techniques, everything - delivered to your mailbox as soon as the changes are done! You'll stay ahead of the game... ALWAYS.

"YOU GET A *HUGE DISCOUNT*
THANKS TO THE INTERNET!"

If you were to buy my home study course you'd be at paying least $120 not to mention the ridiculous shipping and handling fees which could end up costing you a total of at least $200.

But because of the internet, I can offer my program AND every single one of the bonuses to you at a considerable discount.

Here's what this is all about:

I've created a digital e-book that you can download and read right on your computer or print out and read later.

These digital e-books work on ANY computer (if by some freak chance the book is not compatible with your computer I will PERSONALLY make a custom one that will) and enable me to charge a lot less for my program because you won't have to pay the publishing expenses, shipping costs, or handling fees.

And probably the best thing is that you can download this e-book INSTANTLY without having to wait a few weeks for shipping!

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information, information that doesn't need hundreds of pages to be explained (and come on... do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff that goes on for 1000 pages?)

Let's put it this way... Say you've found a safe with 1 million dollars in it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my book. I try not to fluff around and just give you the straight valuable information you need... information you would be paying hundreds or even thousands for in proper workshops.

Remember you are investing in my program PLUS every single bonus for only $49.95 USD!

And because I only want customers that are 100% satisfied, I'm offering this RISK-FREE guarantee to make sure there's nothing stopping you from ordering right now...

"My 60 Day 100% Money Back Guarantee"

This is possibly the most important investment you'll ever make in your social life.

I assure you that you'll be able to use the things that you'll learn in my eBook and bonuses to become a funny, witty, interesting conversationalist and get all the attention wherever you go.

I'm so confident in my program that I want you to read my WHOLE book, and if you don't like it... for whatever reason, I'll give back 100% of your money - NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Remember, you have 60 days to try my program. To date I have had only 2 people ever refund my program and I have sold many thousands of copies. But again, I will refund every single cent of your money if you don't like it.

There is absolutely no risk on you, in fact you stand to GAIN. All I ask is that you try out my program and put in a little hard work to get the social success you deserve.

Fair Enough?

-- Stanley Lyndon

ARE YOU READY TO CHANGE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE FOREVER?

If you still don't understand how obviously important it is to be a sociable "people person" then I apologize and beg you to leave my site. Because I haven't done what I set out to achieve.

If on the other hand you now realize how vitally crucial it is that you become the witty, charming, interesting and funny conversationalist that you SHOULD be, then I ask you to...

Take the leap of faith. Take the leap of faith and become the person that you deserve to be. This is your journey, your personal life... and YOU need to damn well make it EVERYTHING you want it to be!

I promise you 100% that you will never ever regret it (and hell if you ever do, my 100% money back guarantee is here for you to fall back on).

I think I've done all I can to convince you that this is what you NEED.

This is what is about to make your social life better than it's ever been before. Imagine your perfect social life with everything you could ever want... and all because you innocently stumbled upon this site. (Are you happy you did? Because I'm happy you did!)

This is the "Point Of No Return".

This is where everything in your life begins to change. This is where you set the record straight and commit to damn well making your life worth living for!

This is where you stop running from your fears and start doing everything you've been afraid to do but KNEW was good for you.

REMEMBER... YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DESTINY.

YOU MAKE YOUR OWN FUTURE.

Deep down inside you already know what the right decision is...

So do what you KNOW is best for you... RIGHT NOW.

Order TODAY and receive my "How To Be Funny" program (it's a 250+ page book, but you'd never feel the length as it's a VERY easy read) PLUS! All the 5 incredible bonuses... Delivered to you INSTANTLY (even if it's 3 AM).

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Thanks so much for listening,

Stanley Lyndon,
Author, How to be FUNNY! ®

P.S. What the heck are you doing reading this? You should have clicked my order button already! Remember you'll have EVERYTHING you need to become that popular, charming, witty and funny person that you've always dreamed of becoming.

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"How to be FUNNY is FANTASTIC. It doesn't waste any time and it will show YOU exactly what goes into becoming a funny guy. You'll learn to deliver some of your favorite jokes in the best possible way, and how to write your own killer joke lines. The advice is UNBEATABLE and it will get you out of the seat and on

 
 
   
 

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What Our Customers Say...






"Just a few weeks ago, I was one of millions of people sitting around
with a "great idea" for a book... but, now with the help of Digital Book Launch,
I'm one of the few people that can say I have my own book with an amazing
cover and a clear plan to get it launched and marketed.

If you think that self-publishing means that you have to do it all on
your own - you're wrong. Digital Book Launch helped me vet the idea for
my book, ensure that the content was compelling, create a cover that will
definitely get attention and build a go-to-market plan."


Rachel
Honoway


author of Toxic Culture - 8 Delusions About Company
Culture That Could Poison Your Startup








"Jim and his team took the pain and the hassle from the book marketing
process with their fast and efficient design service. Our marketing had
been hindered for ages, Digital Book Launch sped up the process significantly.
Highly recommended."

Sarah
Arrow & Warren Cass


co-authors Zero to Blogger.









"Digital Book Launch was instrumental in helping me get started with the
book marketing process right away. Their cover design was the catalyst in
getting my marketing plan started and provided the motivation to make my
book a reality."

Brian
C. Newman


author of Standing Strong In A Weak Economy








"At first I was skeptical. How could a service like Digital Book Launch
get me the cover I had in my head? Surely it would take days of to-and-fro
on email, and lots of frustrating back-and-forth as they struggled to realize
my vision. I couldn't have been more wrong.

Digital
Book Launch really helped me get the book marketing process started in
the best possible fashion, with an eye-catching cover which will help
my book stand out in a crowded marketplace."


Allan
Macdonald


author of Effective Golf Practice








"I'd been working on my cookbook for a couple of years already-actually
getting close to finishing. But the closer I got, the more lost I was feeling
about what to do next. Digital Book Launch's expertise suddenly put me back
in charge of the process. I'm back on track to publishing and can't wait
to be able to share my book with others."

Barbara
Payne


author, 7 Ways to Eat Your Way to Happiness: Recipes
and Kitchen Stories from a Single Working Woman



Yes, I'd like to get started making my
book a reality today for $199!


Our cost for you today is a one-time payment of $199.


You get three, custom-designed book covers created to your preferences,
with two rounds of changes until the final cover is selected. You will get high-resolution
final artwork for your cover, as well as Web special sizes (and 3d shapes) and
digital files for uploading to Amazon Kindle and others. After you complete
your order, you will be taken to a page where you can specify your design requirements.
You will receive your mocked up book cover designs within 3-4 days, or less
(usually).



Letter from Jim Kukral, Owner of Digital
Book Launch


Dear
Author,


My name is Jim F. Kukral and I write non-fiction books. I'm also a
16-year Internet marketing veteran. You can read more about me on my site at
JimKukral.com.


I can tell you one thing for sure. If you don't have an amazing book
cover, you're not going to sell books. I know, in my experiences writing books
and doing marketing, I've failed many times because the cover of my books weren't
compelling enough, or the cover didn't "talk" to my target audience well enough.


You know you need a professional book cover. Even if you just have
the initial concept of a book, you had better start marketing it now. Click
here
to read more about our marketing services that come with a book cover
built into the package.


The Problems With Finding Good Book Cover Designers


1. The Cost - You don't want to (and shouldn't) pay too much for a
book cover. I see it every day. There are people out there dramatically over-charging
for book covers that are frankly not that good. Really? Charging $1,000 or more?
Who has that kind of money to spend? Most of us don't. The truth is you don't
have to spend that kind of money. You can get an amazing book cover created
for $199 right here.


2. Inexperience - Most designers aren't marketers. It's not their fault,
but the reality is that a marketer should always have say over the designer
on a design project. Why? Because marketers know to design for your audience,
and know how to arrange and style so that the message is clear and readable.
Designers are needed, yes. They need to make the messages look compelling and
pretty.


3. Too Slow - Good designers want you to wait 6-8 weeks for a design?
That's way too long. You need to start your book marketing today, and the cover
is your first step. We'll have you a sample set of mocked up book covers back
to you within 3-4 days, or less (usually).


Ready to get started?


I'm confident you will absolutely love the book cover we provide for
you. Remember, your book marketing starts right now, not later. That is if you
want to sell a lot of books down the road. Don't wait.


Sincerely



Yes, I'd like to get started making my book a reality
today for $199!


Our cost for you today is a one-time payment of $199.


You get three, custom-designed book covers created to your preferences,
with two rounds of changes until the final cover is selected. You will get high-resolution
final artwork for your cover, as well as Web special sizes (and 3d shapes) and
digital files for uploading to Amazon Kindle and others. After you complete
your order, you will be taken to a page where you can specify your design requirements.
You will receive your mocked up book cover designs within 3-4 days, or less
(usually).



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