Boi @ MindSay

so today

i was out at the mall

(k im gay lol)

i was shopping for some cute new falsies

when i saw this cute asian boi

so i ran behind a bush

and started fapping

fap fap fap

then this little boi came out

and said "what r u doin?"

and i was like.. in ectasy

and i came

i came

i came

all over his face

so i had to run away

before his mum came and beat me up.

and i followed the asian boi

where i found him with another boi

and i began to cry.

then i realised he was with

my lovely malachi.

so i was hard all over again.

i went back behind my trusted bush

and began my furious work once again.

and it was like a dream...

the asian boi walking towards me

and he asked me

"do you want you some help with that?"

and he reached his and out to me

so i slapped it in his hand

and began gyratting.

then the unthinkable happened.

he screamed like a girl and ran away, yelling

"i was talking about your hair.. i just wanted to help fix your ugly hair"

so i went  home to cry myself to sleep

and binge.

i ate swedish fish candies. but the looked just so good...

i had to stick them up my butt.

and now they're stuck.