Body Shot @ MindSay 
"Late Show with David Letterman," CBS:
"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
"But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor."
"We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."
"The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," NBC:
"Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear."
"That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."
"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?"'
"Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!"
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Comedy Central:
"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird."
"Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it."
"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," CBS:
"He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right."
"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.' "
"The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep."
"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."
The rain pelted my little Mitsubishi like tiny bullets, but then they were quickly swiped away by the movement of the windshield wipers. There was something in the middle of the road, but I couldn't tell what it was until I came upon it. The red-tailed hawk, in one simple, graceful movement fanned the air below it, and shot into the air, settling into a branch directly above me as I passed under it. She puffed her chest out, her white belly feathers standing out against her rusty body feathers. Her dark gold eyes peered at me as I traveled beneath her, awestruck by her beauty.
Nature is beautiful.
here lies soandso
his name and purpose forgotten
his life wasted as he placed it
in the hands of the government
all his records lost
his papers tossed
and his guitars burned to ash
the onle one who remembers his name
carried the blame
for slitting his throat
she was once shot down by him
her lover past
she came over with anger and lust
speaking slowly she forgave him
keeping her fingers crossed
she made him believe as she laid him
after she came she pulled out a knife
and spilled his blood on the floor
sadly she dumped his body in the mud
something i wrote last night still working on guitar and it sounds kooler the way im actually doing it...