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 “Wendy Goes To Uncle Ned’s Saloon”

Chapter Three

“Greg Collects his Bonus”


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Natasha was a twenty-two years old…, ‘supposed to be white girl’…, but one look at her dark complexion, coupled with that rather fine, tight, basketball shaped ass of hers, had pretty much been a dead giveaway that there had to have been at least one nigger in the woodpile, somewhere, and that had always had the family wondering about her true ethnicity.

There had always been a lot of speculation, among the family, as to who the babies daddy could have been when her mother had first gotten pregnant, half way through her second year of college, because as far as everyone in the family knew she hadn’t even been dating at the time.

But anyway, Natasha was one hell of a beautiful woman. Her complexion was that of a vary well tanned white woman. She had long black, silky soft hair that hung down just below her ass cheeks whenever she let it down, and the way that she always wore it up in a pony tail, most of the time anyway, had always made Greg’s cock twitch.

He always found it hard not to start fantasizing about what it would be like to have that round assed fucking bitch down on all fours, with that hot little ass of hers jacked up in the air, nice-n-high, with her tits shoved down flat against his bed, her head jammed up in a corner so that she couldn’t flatten out while he would be jerking back on her pony tail, and hammering his cock into her hot little ass as deep, and as hard as he could, any time that she had walked by.

Her face was slightly oval, her nose was fairly small, and slightly up-turned right at the tip. Several of the guys had joked about that, saying that it had gotten that way from all of the hillbilly cock that she had sucked in Kentucky.

She had the most luscious, kissable, pair of lips that you’ve ever seen on a woman. Although her mouth has seemed to have been just a little small for her face, her lips were full, firm, and exceedingly plump, especially her lower lip, but even though they were just a bit large, they weren’t out of proportion for her face and mouth.
 
Her eyes, as beautiful as they were, seemed as though they could have been the eyes  of a being from a distant planet. They were fairly large, though not out of proportion with her face. They were kind of round with a slight ‘up-tic’ at the outer corners, and looked something like a pair of apostrophes that had been laid on their sides, and they were mid-night black.

Just looking into those suckers was enough to make you dizzy, because when you did it was like looking into two bottomless pools that had been filled with a shimmering black liquid that had an almost unimaginable depth to them.

They had always seemed to be so deep that Greg, as well as all of the rest of the employees, found it awfully hard not to get lost in them whenever he was talking with her, face to face, at work.

The fact that Natasha was packing around an exquisite rack of, nice-n-firm, no wiggle, no giggle, thirty-eight inch guns, that measured in at a CC cup size, on that five foot eight inch tall frame of hers, had really made it difficult for Greg not to just stare at her breasts whenever he would be talking with her out on the shop floor.

Those damned things were of the ‘up high-n-tight’ verity too, and those suckers were extremely hard for the guys at work, and a couple of the women too, to keep their eyes off of anytime that they were standing in front of her.

I think that was mainly because Natasha really seemed to like all of the attention that those things got for her and she always wore fairly low cut blouses, or dress shirts that she would always leave at least the top three buttons un-buttoned on just to show those suckers off, and she never wore a bra either.

Her waist was what I’ve heard several men referring to, rather lustfully too, as “a wasp waist.” That was because that thing narrowed down, all of a fucking sudden, from just below her tits to her hips, and only measured something like eighteen, maybe nineteen inches at the most. And that really accentuated those voluptuous hips of hers.

I mean those damned things seemed to have flared up several inches, before  rounding out nicely towards her sides, while also filling her haunches out to something like thirty-two, maybe thirty-four inches at their fullest point, and attracting everyone’s attention to that basketball shaped ass of hers.

Anyway, within a matter of mere seconds of having dropped to her knees, in front of Greg, Natasha had quickly grabbed that big, beautiful, hunk of man-meat with one hand, quickly brought it to her, seemingly eager to please, lips and had managed to orally consume almost the first half of the length of Greg’s exquisite masculinity, with one quick forward lunge of her face.

Natasha hadn’t stopped there either… oh no she hadn’t, and much to Greg’s astonishment, and sexual delight, she was beginning to work, really hard, in an attempt to get the rest of that crotch monster of his into her mouth, and was frantically slobbing away on it as she did.

Greg had been in such a state of sensual shock, from what was happening to him, right that moment, that he hadn’t even moved a muscle, afraid that if he did he would wake up and find that it had all been nothing more than one hell of an exotic dream about his boss… after all he’d already had a couple of those that had left his sheets all stuck together.

Instead, Greg was just standing there with his mouth slightly ajar, completely motionless, and seemingly spellbound, while looking down at his apparently sex crazed boss in sexual awe.

Greg was having a pretty hard time wrapping his brain around the fact that he was actually watching Natasha turning into some kind of cock hungry little slut, right before his disbelieving eyes.

Natasha was adding to the sensuality of this sexual experience, immensely, by managing to maintain constant eye contact with Greg all the while she was eagerly performing her oral magic on his throbbing shaft of flesh, slowly making it disappear into her beautiful face, just a little at a time, as she eagerly consumed his steely hard shaft of love muscle.

Then, much to Greg’s surprise and sexual delight, Natasha had gagged, ever so slightly, when she had gotten to the halfway mark on his pulsating sex organ, and the head had hit the back of her mouth, and was just starting to force its way into her throat.

Once Greg’s tool had started sliding down into Natasha’s throat she had really gagged hard as her lips had worked their way passed the three quarter way mark on his plus sized meat stick, just before she had made that one last, quick, hard, lunge forward, deep-throating all but the last quarter of an inch of his magnificent tool.

Then she had started working her head in an up-n-down motion, while still shoving her face forward, until her nose had finally been pressing firmly against his pubis, and had kept it there while she held the entire length of Greg’s manhood firmly rooted in her esophagus for almost two full minutes.

Only then had she slowly backed off of it until she had gotten back to the halfway point of Greg’s throbbing sex organ again. Then Natasha had really gotten busy and had started sucking his cock in earnest, having just proven to Greg, as well as to herself too, that she was going to be quite capable of taking his entire mule into her throat at will.

That had been when Natasha had started pulling those big, luscious, plump, lips of hers all of the way back to the tip of Greg’s cock head, then nibble at it a couple of times, swirl the tip of that hot, wet, tongue of hers all around the head a couple of times, and then go slurping back down on his meat-stick until she had gotten anywhere from half to three quarters of his pulsating sex tool sucked back into her cock hungry little mouth, and throat again.

To Be Continued…

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Chapter Seven

Then those two little bitches had start talking between themselves about how I might be afraid to go for it because I might not be “woman enough” to take what a “real man” like Jeff had to lay down and could put on me.

And all the while they were talking about his cock too, saying how good it looked, pointing out how hard I had gotten him, and saying what a shame it would be if I wasn’t going to be woman enough to finish what I had started.

OK, so now Tiff, and Twalla are really starting to lay it on thick. They were both taking turns complimenting Jeff’s, more than adequate, manhood. They were busily talking shit about how good Jeff’s swollen, throbbing, rod looked. They were saying “look how hard you got Jeff‘s cock” as we sat there squeezing his cock.

Shit, I was almost numb with a hot, burning, sexual lust for some of that mans meat right then, however, I was also scared halfway to death by the enormity of the sex organ that I was holding onto, and I wasn’t about to be making a move on that fucker right that minute. Then I hear Twalla asking “what’cha gonna do about this Wendy?” in a fairly snide tone of voice, indicating Jeff’s cock by shoving it over towards me.

“You can’t just get a man sprung, and then leave him like this Wendy” Twalla said, then added  “you aren’t just going to leave Jeff like this”, and asked “are you Wendy?”

Anyway, Twalla didn’t wait for me to answer, and by the way that she had started chatting with Tiff I didn’t think that she had expected me to either. Besides I was fairly fricking mesmerized by the feel of that huge cock that I was holding with both hands, and I don’t think that I could have talked right then anyway.  

Anyway, those two were talking about how big Jeff’s cock was, how hard that thing was, and what a shame it would be if I wasted this opportunity, and didn’t do some talking with Jeff, at least for a little while, “like a real woman” would be willing to do for any man that she had done something like this too, and do something about it instead of just letting all of that go to waste, talking about the hard on that I had given Jeff.

Shit! All three of them were doing their best to psych me into feeling bad about this, and get me to offer Jeff some stress relief. They were all blaming his hard-on on me, saying that I’m not right if I do that to a man, and then don’t talk with him, at least for a little while.

Then Twalla tells me that I should “at least kiss the head” and Tiff says “lick the shaft too” as Twalla kind of gives the back of my head a soft push in the direction of Jeff’s tube stake.

I had hesitated for a moment, shoving my head back against Twalla’s hand so that she couldn’t push my mouth down, and onto Jeff’s waiting cock head. That was until I had heard Jeff telling them, “You girls leave Wendy alone” then asking “ya’ll hear?”, and then saying “I’ll be OK” sounding so damn pitiful that I thought that he was about to cry.

That was when Twalla had given my head another soft push, moving my face ever so slightly  towards the head of Jeff’s swollen sex organ, and I see her and Tiff both looking like they were feeling so sorry for Jeff that they might be about to cry. They are both glancing at me, and  nodding their heads toward his cock which I was still stroking lovingly on.

Tiffany was nodding her head yes while glancing back, and forth from my face to Jeff’s cock head, silently mouthing the words “just lick the shaft Wendy” as she did, and making a licking motion at it with her tongue. All the while Twalla has been nudging my face, every so slowly, forward towards Jeff’s cock head with a gentle pumping motion of her hand against the back of my neck, right at the base of my occipital lobe.

Stupid me I’m actually falling for all of this shit with my naïve young ass. So I say “OK” “I’ll kiss the head” as I looked at Twalla adding “and lick the shaft of this thing a little too” as I looked over at Tiffany saying “But that’s all I’m gonna do”, and then looked at Jeff asking, “OK Jeff?”

Then I hear Jeff’s voice again, still sounding all down as he says “You’d really do that for me?” “Yeah Jeff” I answered. “Would you really Wendy?” he asked with a faint note of sexual excitement evident in his voice. “I guess I owe you at least that much” I replied without giving it a second thought as I added “I mean look what I done to ya already…” as I looked up at Jeff adding “I mean I got you all sprung like this and all” squeezing his slightly throbbing tool firmly.

God was I ever a naïve young bitch back then! I’d just been played big time, and didn’t have a fricking clue that that’s what was happening either. 

So anyway, now that I had resigned myself to at least kiss the head, and lick the shaft of that monster for a couple of minutes, I had quickly moved around, and gotten in between Jeff’s legs, then knelt down between his knees the way that Twalla was instructing me to do. 

Although I had tried several times, unsuccessfully I might add, I still hadn’t been able to convince my hands to let go of Jeff’s rigid cock shaft. I mean it was like I was afraid that If I were to turn that magnificent hunk of man meat lose that it might disappear or something.

Shit… I was still using both hands to hold onto that monster with too as I knelt there between Jeff’s knees. Then, following Twalla’s instructions, I had slowly wiggled my tight little ass up between Jeff’s open, and somewhat inviting, muscular thighs, moving a little closer to his crotch so as to be able to reach the head of his tool when I bent over to kiss it.

Even though I was actually still kind of afraid of that monster that Jeff was packing, I had actually started fantasying as to just what I might be able to do with that thing if I were to allow Jeff to get between my legs with it. Shit… I was one horny ass little black bitch right then, and I had made up my mind that I was going to be kissing the head, and licking the shaft of Jeff’s cock for awhile since “It was my fault” that he had gotten sprung like that in the first place.

 Then, mustering up all of my courage, I had leaned forward real slow, almost like I was afraid that his dick was going to jump up and bite me or something like that, as I had brought the head of that thing to my lips, and kissed it. God, was that ever a sensual fricking trip, not only for me but for Jeff too. I had felt him flinch when my lips had touched his cocks head, and he had kind of groaned “gaaaaad” and muttered “damn girl… you sure got some hot lips Wendy.”

I had only kissed the head of that thing once when I had gotten so fucking hot, and fricking horny that I just couldn’t control myself anymore, and I had just fucking lost it. That was also when the little she devil slut inside of me had shoved my physical being out of her way, and had taken total  control of my hot little ass, and had me acting like a hot assed little nymphet in the blink of an eye.

That was when I had suddenly gotten the uncontrollable urge to start licking his shaft, which I did post haste, and I licked it thoroughly too. I mean I was licking all around that sucker too, going all of the way up to the tip of its head, and then working my way all of the way back down to his scrotal sac.

The first time that I had finally gotten down to Jeff’s nut sac with my tongue I had taken it in one hand, and had just instinctively started tonguing, and slurping on his nuts, one by one, while I was stroking his massive shaft with my other hand.

Damned, that fuckers balls were big too, and I was slurping up one of his nuts at a time, sucking it  into my mouth, then roll it around with my tongue for several seconds before letting it slip back out of my mouth. Then I would slurp up his other nut, and give it the same treatment.

Shit, it hadn’t taken me more than about maybe thirty seconds from the time that that little fucking she devil inside of me had taken over before she had me slobbering all over Jeff’s ball bag, sucking his nuts into my mouth one at a time, and slurping on them like I was some kind of a cock hungry little whore.

Shit… I had suddenly lost all of my previous shyness by that time and I was damned sure starting to really enjoying myself as I repeatedly licked my way back up the shaft from  Jeff’s balls, to the head of his cock, I would be pushing the foreskin his cock up over the head of his tool as I did.

Then I would envelope the head of his rod with my lips, and be swirling my tongue around the pulsating head of his cock while I was pulling his foreskin back down as I did. Then it was like I had gotten stuck on his cock head for several seconds because I had started kissing the head of his  cock repeatedly while I had wriggled my horny little ass around, and gradually worked myself into a more comfortable position.

That was when I had kind of stretched myself out on the mattress, just a little bit, pulling Jeff’s cock down towards me as I had stretched out. Shit, I hadn’t even realized it at the time but I was gradually starting to work some of Jeff’s cock into my mouth as I wriggled my ass around getting comfortable…

Fuck! I had totally lost it, and the next thing that I know I’m actually giving Jeff a full-fledged fucking blowjob, AND I’m enjoying every second of it too. I was greedily slobbing all over Jeff’s cock right then, kind of like a teen-aged whore that was in heat, and I was kind of amazed that I was actually able to take as much of that thing into my mouth as I was getting into right then too.

Shit, I mean I was working like almost a third of that thing into my mouth, and enjoying the shit out of myself as I did too.

To be continued…


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Ah, Dixie has been looking forward to today for a while now.

 

So, she awakens at half 8!

She showers, she cleans, she hoovers. She heads off to ASDA and purchases Pepsi, crisps, bananas and a boquet of flowers.

 

It be Valentine's Day, so she does not look out of place with such an item.

Though she purchased them from the normal flowers rather than the Valentine's bouquets.

 

Paying £6.50 for her five items - she returns the iPod headphones to her ears and walks back home, bouncing up the kerbs and diving off them on the other side.

 

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I took my Wii downstairs - set up the World Tour stage - both guitars, drums and the mic.

I set off on an epic 6-song lead guitar Expert gig - only to have Ashleigh turn up halfway through it.

 

This was fine of course - I do believe it was the luck she provided by turning up in a pink shirt, neon pink trousers and a cowboy hat that enabled me to reach my 5th lead guitar World Tour Expert 100%.

 

What's My Age Again - 100%, lead guitar, Expert.

A very nice addition to my community scores.

I was so pleased, I threw my guitar on the floor and sort of roared at it.

Ash was amused. :)

 

Shelly appeared shortly after - not bearing anything pink asides from her Playstion 2.

And she'd brought along her two guitars.

 

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For the next hour or so we sat around playing World Tour and eating the crisps I'd got.

They were on offer - the Walkers 'do us a flavour' winners - the ones you vote for on the website.

 

I got the Crispy Duck and the Builder's Breakfast flavours.

I've had the Crispy Duck ones before - they're lush. The others taste like really peppery smokey bacon flavour. Ash didn't like them, so I ended up finishing her bag whilst she nommed the duck packet instead.

 

We'd agreed to film some scenes for the trailer - OH THERE'S NOT MANY LEFT TO GO NOW... - so we had to head up on to Eston before we lost the light.

 

We looked so fucking weird - here's me: shirt and tie, black trousers, Converse, immensley customised blazer.

Here's Ash: full suit, jacket, trousers and black tie, holding the walking stick and the boquet of flowers on her lap.

Here's Shelly: Pretty normal, jeans, cardigan - walking alongside us. :)

 

We only actually got weird looks from the wankers on the 64 and 64A buses going past us.

Honestly, one of them - every single fucking person on the bus was staring at us - it was so bloody creepy.

 

We were going to Eston cemetery to film a section of our trailer.

Jonathan is a lonely widower - so our trailer opens with a clip of him laying flowers on his wife's grave.

We actually didn't know the person who's grave it was but... The location was pretty good - secluded, beside a really buckled-over tree that you have to duck to walk under.

 

The clip itself looks pretty mint though - it's one we're all really pleased with.

It's good we did it in one go too - you can't really take flowers back from a grave.

 

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Since we were in Eston, we went over to my nana's bungalow.

She wanted to meet Shelly and Ash before they came to stay with me during March.

I basically just sat there and drank about ten pints of blackcurrant juice whilst Shelly sat in silence and Ash had a rant on about her car to my nana. :)

 

We walked home another way - over the rec field.

WORST FUCKING IDEA EVER.

 

It's snowed recently, but most of it's melted now. The rec field has paths - but they dip - they make really deep trenches that fill with water and mud after rain/snow/ice.

 

I couldn't push Ash over the actual field - as wheelchair and grass just doesn't work.

So we ended up walking through this big fuck off semi-frozen mud puddle. It was alright for Ash - Shelly and I couldn't fucking feel our feet afterwards.

 

The water was up to our shins and my socks were full of mud by the time we got to the other side of it.

Still, it was pretty funny - especially when I got Ash's wheels caught in a fucking pothole. The whole reverse-back-turn-around-and-walk-on-the-other-side keruffle.

 

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Upon returning home we filmed another scene out in the garden - another chance to cover Ash in fake blood.

I think she's getting pretty sick of it now. :)

This was a re-do of a scene we did before - having to be re-done due to the issue of having BIG FUCK OFF PURPLE SLIPPERS in the background.

Pmsl, not the perfect fucking ambience for a slasher horror film like. :)

 

We then retreated inside - set up Shelly's beloved pink PS2 and thrashed away some Guitar Hero 2.

Guitar Hero 2 is my favourite in the series - and we unlock bass guitars for Shelly by doing the co-op mode.

It's annoying though - due to the dodgy hammer-on/pull-off system, there's some songs I just CAN'T do on Expert. Guitar Hero 2 reduces me to Hard; and as I continually say:

 

"BUT HARD IS FOR PUSSIES..."

 

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We ordered a meal deal from Riverside Pizza - pizza, parmo, garlic bread, donner meat and chips.

Roxxorz - we shared this out; I even gave Ash some of the parmo - and I no like sharing parmo.

She didn't like it much anyway - it's too greasy for her tastes.

 

Nice one, so I hogged a half parmo to myself.

The garlic bread proper tasted of cardboard too - so I had a bit of that. :P

(Yes, I am partial to a bit of cardboard. :P)

 

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Ah ha ha ha!

Then came half 8 - the time of night I had been looking forward to ALL day, ALL week, even.

 

Time for Dixie's dare card game!

 

We'd made a few new ones prior to this, shuffled them up then we assembled downstairs to let it all begin.

Oh, the anarchy that ensued was just fucking amazing. :D

 

We start off with Ashleigh drinking tomato sauce from the bottle, Dixie imitating a chicken - incredibly badly - and Shelly screaming "I LOVE TO WEAR PINK LEATHER" after everything she said. :)

 

We had our fair share of blindfolding with parcel tape - Ash leading me to the bathroom, spinning me round every five seconds so I was blundering about all over the sodding place.

 

Then came the group challenge cards - MY WORD.

And Shelly only went and drew the card that said we all had to go without our shirts for five turns.

Oddly, I wasn't embarrassed. I think I would have been if I were the only one.

So there we all were - competing with each other to see who could drink a glass of water the fastest - only in our trousers and our bras.

 

(I also had to wear my wet socks from the previous escapades during this - and it's not easy to hold a glass with socks on your hands!)

 

Even so, Ash finished first, I finished second - Shelly lost, so Ash drenched her with what was left in her glass.

Returning back - we blindfolded Ash again with the parcel tape before mixing up a glassful of cinnamon, basil and tap water.

She claimed it tasted of fireworks. Lmfao, she's tasted fireworks?

 

Not long after - she drew the card where the other players mixed up a random food for her to eat.

Being an evil cow like I am - I took a slice of the garlic bread, a piece of cheese, chocolate mousse and tomato sauce. Ash hated it - her face was just beyond priceless. :)

 

The random eating challenges continued - Shelly ate a spoonful of butter - and almost threw up on me afterwards. This was followed not long after by a mouthful of paper.

Ash was the one who chose the card to eat a leaf - and she had it stuck in her teeth for the rest of the game. :)

 

I seemed to draw the acting cards the most - the hopping around like a rabbit, bounding around the room yelling "I'm a pretty pony", the animal impersonations and the 'shout a swearword of your choice as loud as you can'.

 

...BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I heard the most manical laugh from Ash when Shelly drew the challenge card: 'Through The Fire & Flames on Expert practice - hit more than 55%, or you'll be drenched'.

I can hit 72%, so that wouldn't be hard for me. We actually dropped it to Hard, but she still failed with 49%.

So Ash tipped the rest of the mineral water over her. :)

 

This was prior to me dropping ice cubes down her jeans and Ash rubbing Pritt Stick all over her tongue.

 

Ash truly did get the worst cards though.

Hilarious for me - but they didn't seem it for her. :)

 

One card involved us pinning her to the floor and torturing her for 2 minutes in total darkness.

Tickle torture mainly - but then I started licking her face and sticking a wet finger in her ears.

 

Another - she shoved her socks in her mouth and sang the national anthem.

(I actually have this one on video. :D)

 

Unlucky Ash also drew the 'Allow another player to spit into your mouth' card.

Of course, I took the role of 'another player' - I really spat a load into her mouth too. :)

 

The best cards truly were around 3/4 of the way in.

I chose card #14 - my personal favourite.

I had to peel a banana half way, insert it into my jeans through the fly - and ask either Ash or Shelly to give me a banana blowjob. :)

 

We tossed a coin, and the unlucky one got it again - so Ash got on her knees - and she was blindfolded at the time - sucked on my banana. :)

I thrusted it into her mouth too - WHOOSH, PELVIC THRUST.

 

(Lmfao, was it wrong to be aroused by this? :D)

 

Though I had to do this too - only not as bad - another card went a similar way - only Ash had the banana in her hands. ...Still. Bananas are a bit strange to suck on. :D

 

The hilarity continued with Guitar Hero song charades, Shelly forcing Dixie to hold her head under the tap, toe-licking, belly-blarting, drinking milk from a bowl with no hands, hula-dancing, moonwalks, spanking (WHICH REALLY FUCKING HURT...), Shelly dragging Dixie upstairs and brushing her teeth for her and earwax eating. :D

 

I also managed to give Ashleigh THIRTY TWO wedgies in a row!

This was the act of tugging them, letting go... THEN TUGGING THEM AGAIN.

Thirty-two times. :)

 

Tee hee hee, she really cried out a few times.

I'm so sadistic. Mwah ha ha.

 

We have vowed to play this game again in the future. :)

 

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The night was finished with some midnight Resident Evil.

Going with an idea this time of SAVING THE GAME SOMETIMES - I didn't die. :D

 

(But if I had done, there wouldn't have been any faffing on with starting from the beginning.)

 

Ash really is jumpy - she jumped a foot in the air because I was SHOOTING A ZOMBIE.

I'd understand if it'd popped out or broke through a window, but no - I was SHOOTING IT.

 

I was in fits for the next five minutes. :)

 

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So to end this rather long blog, here's a few photos:

 

 

Our shoes after the puddle walking.

 

 

Two Guitar zeroes. :D

 

 

Ashleigh approves. :D

 

 

 
 
   
 

.107.
What happened this week...
  • History Club, 7:45 AM everyday this week
  • Got a blowjob.
  • Went to Truman in Kirksville to a foreign language festival
  • Had a migrane...vomiting, fatigue, etc..
  • Veteran's day breakfast tomorrow...
  • Early Dismissal from school tomorrow too.

 
 
 

 
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