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in other news:
aj sent me a picture of his "blonde" hair
and i have decided im not going to put you guys through that
its not pretty
we are most DEFINETELY going with brunette
-shudder-
i slept so well last night. it was great!
aj called me before i got into bed to tell me he was done with his hair. yesterday he got a hair cut and then he bleached his hair [because hes going to dye it].
so right now hes blonde... im really curious as to what that looks like... he hasnt sent me pictures yet.
mhmm
hopefully i will be able to get a damn haircut today. ive needed one for about 2 weeks now. this head of mine is starting to look pretty nappy-ish... i hate that.
when it gets cut im going to look so hot lol
i will put pictures up here :]
Oh look, another sequel to Bring it On! Look, it references the first movie by taking all of the iconic scenes and sticking in all these hip, cool new characters who you really don't care about. Oh wow, it's a sitcom based on a 90's teen movie that none of today's generation heard about. No way, it's a show about the secret lives of today's teenagers that's written by someone in their 40's, who honestly has no clue what modern American teens do in their spare time besides get pregnant.
They thought it would be a good idea to create "Legally Blondes". See? See how they did that? It's funny and fresh, because there's more than one dumb blonde now! They're totally not trying to make up for the fact that the original Elle Woods had enough sense not to drag this out beyond movie #2.
Does this channel actually think that they can get away with these two insignificant Elle-replacements giving empty smiles and say, "What? Like getting into Harvard is hard?", or maybe they'll really do the unexpected and have them both show up to a party dressed as playboy bunnies. Do they envision people sitting on their couches saying "Oh, it is funny because they are referencing the funny part in the first movie where she said exactly that."
Now I see that it was genetically ordained. My mother was a redhead.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.
The sign says: "SEX FROGS - Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions!"
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll TAKE one!"
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!"
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise...NOTHING happens!
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her door bell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. But the damn frog just SITS there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says:
"LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE .... MORE ... TIME!!!'
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