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The Beeotch Charge

blog napped from daenarys

The Charge of the Beeotch

Listen to the words of the Great Beeotch she who of old is known as Arwen, Inanna, Jaz, Kriselda, Lynna, Raven, Suzi, and Wolfrose, and by many other names, some best left censored:

Whenever you have need of anything once in the month, and better it be when it is not my moontime or any other time when I might be tired or already irritable, then shall you gather and adore me, who am Queen of all Bitches.

There shall you gather, you who desire to learn the true Art of Bitchcraft, yet have not honed it to razor sharp precision; to these I will teach the esoterism of true bitchiness. And you shall be free from fluff; and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall cite tradition, correct misconception, bad grammar, spelling errors, and demand proper capitalization, and punctuation.

For I am educated and can read above third grade level. Keep pure your highest ideal; strive ever towards it and if anyone tries to stop you, smack them hard upside the head. For mine is the determination to succeed and educate the ignorant.

I am the Queen Mother Bitch, Who can give the Gift of Joy unto the heart of man or woman if you have not seriously ticked me off. On Earth, I give the Knowledge that to communicate effectively and honestly is no crime; and beyond death, I give peace from the fools who have annoyed you and freedom from those fools and reunion with other great Bitches who have gone before you.

And actually, I do demand sacrifice, for behold; Putting up with these twits wears on my nerves. I am the Bitch of All Living and My Ire is poured out upon the Earth when I am grumpy.

Hear ye the Words of the Star Goddess: She under Whose Feet all stupid people are Dust, Whose Body encircleth the Universe especially when She is bloated.

I, Who am the Bitch Queen of the Earth and the Black Mood amongst the Stars, and the Mystery of why idiots are not drowned in my Waters, and the Desire of the heart of man to avoid Me when I get like this. I call unto thy soul, all ye who would be Bitches:

"Arise! And come unto Me!"

For I am the Soul of the Bitch, Who giveth Crap back to the Universe: from Me all things proceed, and unto Me all things must return and if they don't get here fast enough, I may hurt something. And before My Face, which is bitchy and known to all gods and men, thine innermost Bitch Self shall be enfolded in the Rapture of the Infinite Bitch.

Let My Worship be within the heart that tolerates no shit, for behold: all acts of bitchiness and honesty are my rituals. And therefore let there be bitching and strength, honesty and compassion, honor and humor, mirth and reverence within you.

And thou who thinkest to seek for Me, know thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not, unless thou knowest the Mystery: that if thou are stupid who seekest Me, then thou shalt never find Me.

For behold, I have been with thee from the beginning; and I am That which is attained at the end of PMS.

I feel that this Charge fits me to a T. Thanks daenarys for posting it on your blog first!

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Blognapped Again, It's my turn

Blognapped from patchesmom...It's my turn. We would like to see this great entry stay as long as

possible so more people can read it. We believe it to be very relevent and helpful. Anyone want to volunteer to

help keep it going? Also, if you appreciate it, please vote so it will go to top blogs and be viewed by even more

people. btw...I am a 'recovering Bapti-Costal' myself. *smiles* (For those who don't get that statement...I had

both a Baptist and Petecostal background.) It seems Spirituality ~V~ Religion is not denomination specific.

BLOGNAPPED FROM NOELLE67 TO KEEP IT AROUND ANOTHER 24 HOURS!!! TRULY INSPIRING! As a "recovering Catholic" as a very sweet friend so aptly put it....I cannot put this into any better words, but it is exactly how I feel!!!

THANK YOU NOELLE!

Taken from the "Indigo Life Center"

SPIRITUALITY vs. RELIGION

SPIRITUALITY SAYS THAT GOD IS WITHIN US AND THAT WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE TO MAKE THAT DIVINE CONNECTION FOR US.

RELIGION SAYS THAT WE ARE SEPARATED FROM GOD AND THAT WE NEED "THEM" TO MAKE THAT DIVINE CONNECTION.

SPIRITUALITY SAYS THAT WE ARE FREE TO MAKE CHOICES ON OUR OWN AND THAT WE MUST TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS.

RELIGION SAYS WE MUST MAKE THEIR CHOICES AND ACT THEIR WAY.

THE THEME OF SPIRITUALITY IS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

THE THEME OF RELIGION IS FEAR AND GUILT.

SPIRITUALITY DOES NOT REQUIRE US TO MAKE DONATIONS.

RELIGION HAS BECOME BIG BUSINESS.

SPIRITUALITY SAYS THERE IS NO HELL, NO JUDGEMENT, NO ANGRY GOD... THAT WE ARE LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY.

RELIGION SAYS THERE IS A HELL, GOD GETS ANGRY AND JUDGES US... THEREFORE, WE ARE NOT LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY.

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE ARE FREE TO CHOOSE OUR OWN PATH TO GOD.

RELIGION COMMANDS US TO DO IT THEIR WAY.

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE GO TO GOD TO LIGHTEN OUR BURDEN.

RELIGION HAS TAUGHT US TO FEAR THEIR GOD

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE SHOULD NOT BE ASHAMED OF OUR SEXUALITY... THAT IT SHOULD BE A SACRED CELEBRATION OF LOVE

RELIGION HAS TAUGHT US TO FEEL ASHAMED, GUILTY AND DIRTY ABOUT OUR SEXUALITY

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES US TO HONOUR AND RESPECT MOTHER EARTH

RELIGION HAS TOLD US TO "BE THOU FRUITFUL, MULTIPLY AND SUBDUE THE EARTH" I REPEAT... "SUBDUE THE EARTH"

SPIRITUALITY REMINDS US THAT WE ARE ONE WITH GOD AND ONE WITH EACH OTHER

RELIGION TEACHES DISUNITY AND SEPARATION WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOD

SPIRITUALITY SAYS GOD IS WITHIN

RELIGION SAYS HE IS IN HEAVEN AND THAT "THEY" ARE THE ONLY INTERMEDIARIES FOR US

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE ARE BORN IN INNOCENCE AND PURITY

RELIGION SAYS WE ARE BORN WITH SIN

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES THAT WE ARE ON A LONG SPIRITUAL ADVENTURE AND JOURNEY WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY END BY REUNITING WITH OUR SOURCE

RELIGION SAYS WE'VE GOT ONE LIFE TO GET IT ALL RIGHT AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT HEAVEN OR HELL AFTER THAT

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE ARE FREE TO EXPRESS

RELIGION GAVE US THE DREADED INQUISITION

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOR ALL

RELIGION GAVE US THE CRUSADES IN WHICH MANY WERE KILLED AND SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF GOD

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES THAT WE SHOULD LOVE ONE ANOTHER UNCONDITIONALLY AND ALWAYS HONOUR THE RIGHTS AND CHOICES OF OTHERS

RELIGION TREATED NATIVE AMERICANS, THE MAYANS AND OTHER INDIGENOUS CULTURES AS SAVAGE PRIMITIVES WHO "MUST BE SAVED"

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES PEACE AND HARMONY

RELIGION HAS CAUSED MORE WARS AND MORE KILLING THAN ANY OTHER REASON

SPIRITUALITY SAYS RESPECT ALL LIVING THINGS

I NEVER ONCE HEARD ANY RELIGION SAY STOP SLAUGHTERING MILLIONS OF TREES EVERY YEAR FOR CHRIST'S BIRTHDAY

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES US TO HAVE FAITH IN OURSELVES

RELIGION TEACHES US TO HAVE FAITH IN THEM

SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS... THAT WE CAN FIND THEM BY "GOING WITHIN"

RELIGION TEACHES US THAT IT HAS ALL THE ANSWERS AND ONLY ITS ANSWERS ARE THE RIGHT ONES

SPIRITUALITY TEACHES US TO SEARCH FOR THE UNIVERSAL TRUTHS AND OUR HEARTS WILL TELL US WHEN WE HAVE FOUND THEM

RELIGION TEACHES WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF THE TRUTH

WHICH ONE FEELS BETTER TO YOU? SPIRITUALITY OR RELIGION?

GO TO YOUR HEART FOR THE ANSWER IT WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU

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Supposible Dream Home

Blog napped from labsnabys

Your home is a

Athlete's Ranch

Your kitchen is actually a GNC franchise, though all you really need are your Power Bars and Red Bulls. There's a pantry stocked with beef jerky. Oh, and deer jerky. Your master bedroom has an on-call masseuse and sports therapist. Your study has current issues of Sports News & Sports Illustrated, marked with a highlighter for better preparing your fantasy sports league. One of your garages houses your Hummer, and others contain your H2, and H3... with room for an H4, if they ever invent one.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your home theater with 37 different sports channels. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

And, you have a pet -- a doberman pincer named "Warren".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!

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Cause I am Wide Awake

Blog napped from myclette

SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste onto your blog. *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!
Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question

v What is your name? Using my real name: Jackie

v 4 letter word? Jazz

v Vehicle: Jeep

v City: Jacksonville

v Boy Name: Jasper yes these names boy and girl are real names of kids i know!

v Girl Name: Justice

v Alcoholic Drink: Jack Danials

v Something you wear: Jeans

v Celebrity: Justin Timberlake Hey at least I got the first name with J!

v Something found in a bathroom: jelly (hair?:D)

v Reason for being late: Jacked up Jeep:P:D

v Cartoon Character: Justice Legue A series I know but I can't think of one name!

v Something you shout: Jackass!

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Survey

Blognapped from bettie
1. Do you like cheese?
Frommage, baby! For the most part.

2.Have you ever smoked heroin?
'Fraid not.

3. Do you own a gun?
Just a prop one that I have to return to my friend still.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Just after ;)

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I only get them if there's nothing else to eat.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Il est ne le divin enfant... & I Want a Hippopotamous for Christmas (this year at least)

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, but sometimes O.J.

9. Can you do push ups?
Nah, I do three and I collapse

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Filthy. I just cleaned it, but I need to clean it again.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My eiffel tower earrings.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Batting my eyes?

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
My bro does (ADHD)

16. Middle Name?
Co-co

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
#1. What will I do with the rest of the yucky carbonated coffee drink I bought?
#2. I only have two hours before I leave... and last but not least
#3. Work tomorrow, ick.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
#1. Yucky carbonated drink.
#2. Stuff on ebay: dress and
#3. Shoes.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
#1. Water
#2. Cran juice
#3. OJ

20. Current worry?
That if I get my cat (Cinecitta) it will not be trained and pee everywhere. Cine, pls be good!

21. Current hate?
The fact that my old roommate is being so weird.

22. Favorite place to be?
Paris (specifically en Montparnasse or Eiffel Tower or Cinematheque)

23. How did you bring in the New Years?
Nothing special this year

24. Where would you like to go?
Paris yet again, Cannes, and Italia!

27. Do you own slippers?
Yes, there was a time in the recent past my mother bought me slippers every year for Christmas, so I have plenty.

28. What are you wearing?
Brown shirt, pink hair clip and jeans, and purple shoes. :)

29. Do you burn or tan?
I burn if I don't have that wonderful suntan lotion

30. Favorite color?
Lately: pink

31. Would you be a pirate?
Like Bettie, I already am, arrr!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Stuff by Laura Pausini and Charles Trenet :)

35. What's in your pocket right now?
I usually keep post it notes in my pocket but my pockets are empty now.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Jim Carrey in Fun with Dick & Jane

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Strawberry Shortcake, 'course.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Compressed ulnar nerve on my right hand. I couldn't move my last 3 fingers.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2, 5 including the computer DVD players.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I had a loud friend once and I don't really like loud people. n.g. at work is pretty chatty.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
not too silent. they have to talk to you sometime, right?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
there's this guy who keeps asking to kiss me ;)

44. Do u wish on shooting stars?
Sometimes I'm stuck on what to wish for, cause there's a lot to wish for.

45. What is your favorite book?
Plectrude, by Amelie Nothomb.

46. What is your favorite candy?
I had some sour jelly bellys. I have to be careful or I'll get addicted.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
"Chapel of Love" (Going to the chapel and we're / gonna get maaaaarried...)

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Bridges of Paris" Eartha Kitt

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Probably sleeping. I went to bed at like 11:30 pm

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I'm going to go back asleep.

Blognapped @ MindSay

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