Bitches @ MindSay

My roommate and I were watching that no reservations show with anthony bordain. It was a pretty cool show and i kind of liked it, it was interesting and I like the way non americans think and work. But it made me realize something, he was on some island where they had no electricity or very little electricity, and at night they sit around playing guitar and singing and playing card games and stuff like that. At one point they climbed part of a mountain and said it was one of the most beautiful places on earth. It made me wonder why Michigan wasn't one of the most beautiful places on earth. It is the same reason the black forest of Germany isn't one of the most beautiful places on earth... People. If you go to an acre of forest and throw monkey shit everywhere, that doesn't really change the beauty of the forest; however, if you cut down the trees and build a house then it is no longer a forest it is someones fucking yard.

A massive hundred thousand acre forest of white pine would be one of the most beautiful places on earth. Too bad people need houses and strong soft woods are the most abundant and easiest lumber available. Michigan still has a lot of untouched wilderness but, we have made a huge dent, wolverines, our state animal have long been gone from the lower part of the state. Bald eagles are just starting to again flourish in the northern parts of the state.

"Some people" are banging in their room next to me and the TV isn't on like it usually is so i have to go upstairs to finish this post.

(continue paragraph) The sand dunes of Ludington at silver lake, where the dumb asses at my school went dune riding and where we took our road trip, was once a massive forest. But, as they are so proud of there, when Chicago burned down a man came to Michigan to gather lumber to reconstruct. The earth never recovered as the Au Sable points are on lake Michigan and the lake affect weather quickly destroyed the top soil turning the forest into sand dunes. The man has a city named after him in that area, because apparently job are more important to American than nature. I wish michigan was forest again.

I had a shitty day at work today, so i came home sat down and drank a 40 of PBR, then I stood up, now I am drunk.

I catered an event to the UM sailing team, it was the most uppity crackers I have ever seen in one place at once, it was pathetic how rich all these people where. It was 40 dollars for an adult and 20 for a student. Two parents and one to two students meant that everyone was paying 80 to 100 dollars to have dinner. AND IT DIDN'T PHASE ANYONE. Also there was a cash bar, I was checking I.D.s and of the people who didn't look 90 years old only three people even wanted wrist bands. I don't give a shit if you don't like drinking (only douches judge you for not drinking) but every time I would ask, "would you like to check your I.D.?" they would all give me a super pompous attitude and chuckle as the said no. Then we found out that they had 30 more fucking people than what was planed, then guess whose fucking problem it was that there wasn't enough tables chairs or silverware.

DAMN RICH PEOPLE ARE BITCHES.

My legs still hurt so I'm thinking I might boke a smole so I can sleep tonight (I rarely smoke).

Her water broke at 1150 p.m. September 11th. as new four legged angels are introduced to me and my assistant (my nine-year-old niece Blaise). I don't have any two legged children and most of my friends are guys, so I really never knew the sight or smells of the process. My hands caressed Nina Simone as she hunched over and became a mommy. The first little one came fully intact and protected in the birth sac. I read as many books as I could to prepare myself for the moment, but there are no books or videos that show the full weight of seeing a puppy contained in what basically looks like mucus (ughhhhhh). I opened each sac and rubbed the puppies as Nina Simone prepared herself for the next one. Her breathing mimicked that of a woman in labor. After the first puppy introduced himself to the world, the remaining followed 1:02/ 1:35/1:41/1:48//2:00/3:14/3:35/4:46/////. Somewhere after 10:00 a.m. the last of the 12 arrived after I finally fell asleep.

There are eight studs and four bitches. I of course will be keeping a stud and have named him Seven.

i wanted a tattoo for awhile. i am pretty sure I want one of two things... Well both actually just one thing at a time.
the first one is a tattoo of the book "The Stranger" I want he original cover but I don't know if i should get the english first edition or the original french printing. My reasoning behind that is that it is a terrific book and it represents truth in the simplest form.
Second is a tea cup. just a small tea cup on my arm maybe that has "It's Tea Time bitches" or something like that. i thought it would be nice.
What are your thoughts?