
Biscuits @ MindSay 
To go with the recipes I posted last week and the ones I will post later ..... eventually ..... soon, I promise ...... lol
Peace. J.
Dixie currently feels:
Neutral
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I woke up at my usual 7:20 today.
I was worried that after disrupting my sleep patterns for two weeks, that it'd be difficult to wake up.
I'd been going to sleep between 4 and half 5 in the morning, and waking up between 12 and 3 in the afternoon - my body refuses to function properly without 9 hours of sleep.
I was actually really awake, but that was probably because it's Monday, and I'm always proper awake on Monday.
So I went to open my curtains - which is weird, because I never open my curtains on a morning.
So I got dressed, went and pissed, then cleaned my teeth, put my watch on, put my glasses on, sprayed on some perfume, got my rucksack, brushed my hair and went downstairs.
I left the house at about 7:35, so I went to call for Miraan.
I hadn't seen him for two weeks, so I was looking forward to seeing his darling nose again.
But, I didn't get to.
I sat on their sofa, talking to Zamia for about 10 minutes, then Miraan shouted from the kitchen, saying he didn't feel well at all.
Apparently, he woke his mam up by shouting "Mam I've been sick on the kitchen floor..." at about quarter past 7.
So I went and called for Kyle without him.
On the way, I heard this bird on a rooftop - and its cry sounded like an old woman's nasal laugh. I was stood there in the middle of the road thinking: "WTF WAS THAT..."
Then I realised it was a bird, and I blurted out: "OH MY WORD, IT WAS A BIRD."
Then I proper laughed for ages.
So we walked up together - Kyle insisting we cross to the other side of the road, because there was a gang of three chavs behind us.
He admitted he was a shitty-arse, but I truthfully said I was a bit intimidated as well.
Then we walked past this little Yorkshire terrier, which was trotting up the side of the pavement.
It kept going dead close to the road - and Kyle kept swearing at it to get away from the double yellow lines, because he was proper worried about seeing it get ran over.
It was really funny - we got to the traffic lights, and the dog actually waited till the dude was on green before it went over. Kyle was getting in a right flap - so I couldn't really help but laugh.
So I went up into school once Kyle had parted ways to carry on up Normanby Road - and I went up to the library.
Even at quarter past 8, when not everyone is there, it was proper noisy.
I went and sat down my aisle.
Then Jamie came and started bothering me.
I was too busy thinking about Emily, and holding conversations with her under my breath to listen to him much.
Then Sammie came, and I called her down.
She was upset, because her grandad had died in hospital during the Easter holidays.
She showed me a picture of him on his deathbed that she had on her laptop.
A really distressing sight too - he looked like a really kind old man.
So I held Sammie in my arms whilst she cried on me.
A lot of her family have been dying recently, so I've held her in my arms a few times and let her cry on me.
Once she'd composed herself, she wanted to see my artwork folder.
So I let her - and she cracked up laughing at the commentary around the Hybrid Angst picture.
Tell me, what is so funny about "Go and fucking kill yourselves."?
Either way, Sammie laughs at marzipan, so. :)
But then, we both do. :D
After the bell went, I went down to tutor.
I had Millie The Moose in my rucksack - and I'd been hugging her and inhaling her scent down the aisle.
So I went into the drama studio - which is our tutor room, because our tutor is head of drama.
And I kid you not - the whole room smelt like Emily.
Well, the scent that is absorbed into Millie's fur.
The really warm and musty sort of friendly smell - which I reckon Emily has upon her - and the whole drama studio smelt of it.
I whispered to myself: "Oh my word, it smells like Emily in here." - then I laughed.
I found a bottle of fabric freshener on the side, and I was playing with the nozzle.
Then sir took it off me, saying he'd rather it didn't fall into the hands of a year seven, or summat.
Textiles was first - and I was not arsed at all.
I was sat on the back bench with a wad of lined paper, writing down ideas for TFATH.
Then Wilson came over, and said I need to do more annotations in my sketchbook. Saying I need to write down more thoughts and feelings.
I was so annoyed at what she was moaning on about, I just growled at her: "What, that I fucking hate doing it?"
So she asked to see me in the office...
I sighed, either knowing I was in trouble, in for a lecture, or in for a heartfelt talk.
None of which I wanted - because I can't stand the woman.
She asked me if I thought I needed to see Parry.
I said I didn't want to.
Then she started asking me stupid questions.
Then she struck a nerve when she asked: "Is it that you've fallen out with a friend, or has someone left you...?"
For the first time in four days, I felt tears.
So I put my head against the cupboard door that I was sat against, and I just sobbed.
So she went down to get Parry - who took me down to her office and talked with me for two hours.
In effect, it was awesome, because I missed Textiles and Maths - but Parry's nice, as well as funny.
So she cheered me up slightly.
Only slightly though - nobody can make my worries go away...
So I sat through break and didn't speak.
Didn't say a great deal in Science - just lent Becca a pencil, gave sir my coursework, and copied down some diagrams of analogue and digital signals with Nazia.
Then it was lunch - so I went back to the library and sat at a table with Claire and Sammie.
I showed Claire my artwork folder - she liked all of the new additions that I'd done over the holidays.
Then I played a round of Consequences with Sammie and Jamie.
They weren't as funny as they usually are - but we still had a bit of a giggle at them, I suppose.
Fourth lesson was English, and all we were doing was revising the short stories in the anthologies.
I had some blu tack in my pencil case - and a permanent marker - so I was colouring it in, and making it darker.
I was trying to make black tack, but it ended up as navy blu tack.
It still looks fun though.
Fifth lesson was Geography - and after Stephen and Naomi insulting me, calling me small - just because I'm the smallest in our class of eight - we just sat and wrote down stuff about managing deforestation, and I was falling asleep, because my sleep patterns were so wrecked.
I went back up to the library after school and sat with Claire.
She was sniffing her make-up bag.
So we spent about 20 minutes sampling the smells of Claire's eyeshadow, mascara, foundation, lip gloss, and all that other shite.
There was a lip gloss that proper smelt like vanilla - so I asked if I could taste it.
Claire said no, but I started licking it. It was quite nice.
Then she took it off me, a bit forcefully, and wiped it on my sleeve. :)
Then she found some mascara that smelt like cakes.
So I sucked on the stick - without licking the end that touches your eyelashes.
Yes, it may have smelt like cake, but it tasted like VOMIT.
So I was borking like hell, and Claire just laughed at me - the evil cow. :)
Miraan wasn't there, so I didn't want to walk home by myself.
Claire was walking home instead of getting the bus, and I usually walk to the bus stop with her - but I walked the opposite way with her, saying I'd go and see my nana, seeing as how I'd not seen her on Sunday.
So I got there, went to give grandad a hug - who was playing Solitaire on nana's laptop.
Then I went in the living room and sat down with nana - talked with her for a bit.
She made some lemon chicken and egg fried rice with salad for tea - and it was really nice.
Considering I've never had egg fried rice before, it was reasonable. :)
We sat and watched Keeping Up Appearances - actually on telly this time - which I was thrilled about.
It was the Skiis episode, which I've seen a few times on YouTube, but I still laughed along with them both.
All three of us are big fans of the 90's comedy sitcoms.
Then we watched Last Of The Summer Wine - which is this proper old comedy programme about these three weird old blokes who live out in the country.
They've all got funny names - Compo, Cleggy and Foggy.
Both KUA and LOTSW were written by Roy Clarke - so if one's good, the other is bound to be, being made by the same director. :)
Nana let me have some strawberry mini rolls and some biscuits with milk.
I found four Oreos in the bottom of her biscuit tin - so I had those with some mini cookies and chocolate digestives.
Mam and Dad came and got me - after I'd been falling asleep on nana's sofa.
So I came back here, and slammed on some Maximum The Hormone and set my wi-fi up.
Then I played 2 and half hours of Guitar Hero III.
I had some matches with Emily, and a round with Adam - along with a couple of randomers.
Then I made my mam play a few songs.
She's not great, but it's really funny to watch. :)
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Today's song lyrics:
See Emily Play - Pink Floyd
Soon after dark, Emily cries... (Ah ooh...)
Gazing through trees in sorrow, hardly a sound till tomorrow...
There is no other day...
Let's try it another way...
You'll lose your mind and play ...
Free games for May...
See Emily play ...!
Put on a gown that touches the ground... (Ah ooh...)
Float down a river forever and ever... Emily, Emily...
There is no other day...
Let's try it another way...
You'll lose your mind and play ...
Free games for May...
See Emily play...!
Dixie currently feels:
Pleased
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OMNER, BEST NEWS EVER.
Seeing as how MindSay is inhabited solely by Yanks, I'm sure you all know what Oreos are.
Yep, the greatest biscuit ever - slowly followed by the English Custard Cream and Rich Tea finger.
Well, up until now - I've never ever seen Oreos on sale in England.
I'd heard of them - for you see, having friends in America and Canada - obviously, I'd have been informed.
AND, I'd seen old 80's adverts for them on the episodes of YCDTOTV (You Can't Do That On Television) which I download, and I thought: "Hmm... I want some of those..."
I was in luck when I went to Rhodes last year.
Rhodes sell food products from all over the world in their little souvenier and essentials shops.
You see the English Heinz baked beans alongside tins of German frankfurters, and French bubblegum sat beside packs of Oreos.
When in Rhodes (har har, best pun ever...) I also tried the white chocolate and milk chocolate coated Oreos.
In the two weeks I was there, I must have eaten about...
Hmm...
Well let's say I ate a pack every day. So that's 4 biscuits every day on avarage.
So that's 14 multiplied by 4.
Gives you a total of 58.
58 in two weeks, I can't tell whether that sounds like a lot or not.
But anyway, sometimes when I was walking down streets of Rhodes, I looked and felt like a bit of a Yank.
Put it this way, I was wearing enormous shorts, Slipknot shirts usually, Converse all-star, either a Slipknot or New York Yankees baseball cap, and I sometimes had Oreos in my hands or pockets.
And looking like a Yank when you're an Englishman who hates 99% of everything American is not good.
Anyway, on the topic.
I've not ever seen Oreos on sale in England before.
I walked into my IT room the other day, and I saw an Oreo wrapper on the floor beside the wastepaper bin.
My first impression was: "...Oreos?! What the hell are they doing here?!"
My second impression was: "...Well maybe someone's been on holiday and brought them back?"
My third impression was: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I WANT OREOS NOW."
So today, about.. 15 minutes ago...
I'm at nana's, I've finished my Sunday lunch - and she calls me in the kitchen, goes in the cupboard and produces a packet of OREOS.
"OMG, OREOS." - I say.
She offers them to me.
I take two and stuff them in my mouth at once.
Oh, the heavenly taste returns to me.
"Where did you get these?" - I ask. "They don't sell them here."
But apparently - they DO now.
They must've just came over.
Honestly though, Oreos have been around since before the 80's, and we're only getting them in England in 2008?!
So, dad's said he's going to get me some when he goes to the ASDA supermarket.
I wrote "OREOS" on his list. Tee hee.
Yay, Dixie is reunited with the flavour she loves so much - ON HER HOME SOIL.
Oreos in England.
Now we are a better country than before.
I've been staring at this big box of biscuits (or cookies for the Americans) that my office mate has had sitting on her desk for a few weeks now. They are called Egg Milk Fragrant Crispy Biscuits. In smaller lettering the box reads, "The Joy is in the Daintiness."
I've sort of become obsessed by the Egg Milk Biscuits. I'm dying to know more about the joy of the daintiness. Are they really fragrant and crispy? (I've been fooled by that label once before.) In the picture they do look rich and quite tasty - perfect for breakfast with some tea.
Today I ventured over to ask if I could try one - and discovered that the box is empty! I can't stand the taunting anymore, especially since we have not been able to find the tiny, yet coarse biscuits we ate with such abandon back in Shijiazhuang. I've got to get to the supermarket to find some. Or maybe I just need to get back to work?
I went to "Popeyes Chicken" last night for dinner, or at least I thought I would be having dinner. I ordered the chicken with buttermilk biscuits, fries, and cole slaw. The dummy behind the counter said, "That'll be $6.49 sir. I reached into my pocket and whipped out my ATM card. The dummy informed me that the "establishment" doesn't take ATM cards, so I whipped out a Visa card. Dummy said, "No credit cards either mister, cash only"
I was pissed. I looked in my wallet and all I had in the way of cash was a $5.00 bill. I hadn't gone to the bank yesterday, and I was low on cash. I asked the dummy why a restaurant wouldn't take an ATM card or a credit card. The guy said, "I don't make the rules, I just enforce them....
The little fucker couldn't have been more than 17/18? years old. I told him to get the manager. He said the manager had already gone home for the night. By this time I was really annoyed. I was hungry, and I wanted my fucking chicken dinner. I told the guy if he didn't take the ATM card and hand me my food, I'd come behind the counter and serve myself.
The boy looked scared. The lady behind me was anxious to get her own food and offered to pay the difference for me, which came out to $1.49. I thanked her a thousand times over. I took my basket of food from asswipe behind the counter.
I sat at a table and devoured my chicken, fries, buttermilk biscuits, and cole slaw..... God damn was it good. Popeyes knows how to make some great tasting chicken. They are even better than KFC. As I sat eating my meal I noticed three heavyset black women eating their own chicken dinners. I was amazed to see them eating every fucking thing, including the veins and the bones. I could not believe they actually ate the bones too.
They noticed me watching them and one of them said, "Whatchoo you lookin at white boy".... I was embarrassed to say the least, but I had to ask them why they were eating the bones.....The loud mouth of the trio said, " Nigga, I don't let nuthin go to waste.....I replied, "Yeah, I can see that by the size of your fat ass".
The lady got up and approached me and said, "What'd you say mutha fuckah, I know you don't be talkin to me likes dat"
I tossed what was left on my plate at her (veins & bones) and high tailed it out of there fast....I could hear the three lardass's laughing like banshee's inside. I even saw two of them go back up to the counter to order seconds.........
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