As with every great in history, Michelangelo was considered gay. But in all honesty, that has nothing to do with Santa Claus, although there are rumours of a homosexual relationship between the two.
During the time of Michelangelo, reports circulated Italy that a pompous man dressed in red was planning a rebellion. To gain support, he distributed presents to young children in the month of December.
This was when he changed his name to Santa Claus which in Italian means, "go with Yaweh. " He chose this name as a mockery of Judiasm and it's counterparts (Christianity, Gnosticism, Kabbalah, Wicca etc.) Santa's plan, at this time, was to steal the true meaning of Christman (the birth of our lord and savious Jesus Christ, or as known by those close to him...J.C.) and replace it with a less religous meaning.
In order to acheive his goal Santa met with Leonardo da Vinci and unleashed his plan to start a conspiracy that would give Christ less credibility. Mainly he told da Vinci to portray Peter, in The Last Supper, as a femine man. He also instructed him not to place a grail (or shot glass) on the table so years later people would believe Peter was not present at the last supper and Jesus had actually intended Mary Magdalene (whom we suspect was a rejuventated harlot) to be head of the church. It was an ingenious plan and in 2003 the Da Vinci Code was written and millions of people were fooled.
Chapter 3: The Rise of Santa
You might want to stick around for the shocking truth of how Santa plotted to destroy Christianity using America's corporate masters.
