I was musing a few days ago about forgetting about a bachelor of Science and instead go into the Culinary Arts. That way I can be tempermental and people would say "Well, he's a chef, that's all."
Either that or go into politics and I can get some jowls going and spend my days in the legislature pounding my desk with my right hand bellowing "Hear, hear!". That is until I retire, which I think only takes about six years for a federal politician.
The problem with the second one that here in the Okanagan, people seem to like electing conservative white guys. *sigh*