Barry Bonds has hit his 756th home run. This leaves Bonds a mere 112 away from the world record--868 by Sadaharu Oh of Japan. Good luck in finding something to inject that'll get you that one, Barry.
Of course, Bonds does now hold the Major League Baseball record, previously held by Hank Aaron. But since Bonds isn't worthy to tote Aaron's used jockstraps, who cares?