Bam Margera @ MindSay

Well, here it is, a day late, my obligatory Weekend Update thingy.

As per usual, my weekend sucked. Unforeseen events to kick it off began what was another weekend of sitting in the house. *sigh* Perhaps this is a call to start using my waste-of-money gym membership again until the weather breaks. If I can just stay committed to working out a bit until April, I should be OK. Chances are....that ain't happening.

Instead, it was a combination of movies, football, homework and remixing of the Gorechestra album. Friday night, I kicked off my initial selections from Netflix with a movie I should have avoided altogether but given my mood, I don't think I really cared. Jackass: Number Two was the order of the eve. For some weird ass reason, Tucker Carlson of MSNBC, of all people, loved this movie and claims it to be funnier than the first. Hmm...not so tall an order when you consider that the first movie sucked. So yeah, I'm a total glutton for punishment. With absolutely no hint of surprise, Jackass Number Two was terrible. I can see why many people find it hilarious - it's completely dumb. Yes, I have very little faith in the taste of the majority. Sorry.....or not. But anyway, it was atrocious on a hyper-atomic level. I can think of two parts that were funny, albeit unintentionally. One was when they locked Bam Margera in a cage with a full grown King Cobra and he started crying. The other was when that moron Steve-O was swimming in the Gulf Of Mexico, sharks started to swarm around him and he panicked and kicked one in the face. It would have been a million times better if a couple of them ripped him in half but no such luck. Seriously, unless fecal matter is hilarious to you, avoid this movie at all costs.

Next up was Heavenly Creatures, a weird departure for one Peter Jackson that came after Dead Alive, I think. Anyway, it's the true story of two girls growing up in New Zealand in the 1950's who meet at a very strict Catholic school and become fast friends. One girl is from a wealthy family where the father is sort of a recluse who is never home much and a mother who induces a special brand of therapy on some of her clients. The other girl is a shy loner from a normal, working class family that runs somewhat of a bed and breakfast. These two girls become instantly close to the point where some begin to suspect a romance between them. Throughout the movie, it's hard to tell if the two are actually lesbians as it's hinted at on many occasions but from some angles, it can be misconstrued as just two friends who have become very comfortable with one another. They talk endlessly of being best friends forever and eventually running away to Hollywood together. They both often fantasize about a fourth world where they are the belles of the ball. Towards the end, the wealthy girl is being forced to leave New Zealand due to her tuberculosis and the other girl, despite being underage, is determined to join her. They concoct a plot to murder the other girl's mother so nothing will stand in their way from being together forever. All in all, Heavenly Creatures is a very interesting movie, albeit a tad slow in some areas. As I said above, it's a weird departure for Peter Jackson but his style is evident throughout. Personally, I enjoyed it but I'm not sure I would find myself adding it to my personal collection. Still, it's worth seeing at least one time.

Next, C.H.U.D. If I have to say more, game over. I haven't seen this movie in years but recently made the purchase for under $10. For those who have never heard of this movie, C.H.U.D. basically breaks down into Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. In a mix of zombie horror and alienesque sci-fi wildosity, C.H.U.D. is about a collection of leaky government toxic waste that has been buried under the sewers of the lesser neighborhoods of New York City and turning the homeless living in the catacombs into mutants who eat people above the ground. Featuring some of the more prominent members of the cast of Home Alone, C.H.U.D. simply whomps. It has it all - decapitated heads, entrails, mutations, zombies, explosions, wacky characters. If you can sit through this movie and not laugh once or pump your fist when the grandfather gets yanked from a phone booth in front of his granddaughter by a C.H.U.D., you hate everything artistic on Earth. I don't need to elaborate on the story anymore because I've already said too much. If little kids got eaten in this movie, it would have scored even higher with me. Classic.....total classic.

Finally, a modernistic film noir of sorts. Brick has dialogue written in a manner of a 1940's crime drama but set in the world of Beverly Hills 90210. Some of the details are a bit unclear throughout but it basically breaks down as such - there's a high school kid who loses his girlfriend to the popular crowd and eventually, he finds himself investigating her mysterious death. While it looks suspicious from any angle, he senses that it may have been a set up so he puts himself undercover and fights his way into the inner circle of a mini-heroin empire run by a teenager called The Pin. He has an entire gang of gangster rap whitey thugs lead by Tug and other goth looking types. All the while, he runs his operation from his parent's basement and his mother never seems to question why so many people are always hanging around the house or why her son is treated like Pablo Escobar or Don Corleone. As each piece of the mystery is unveiled, each subgroup begins to break from one another, similar to that of any mafia family. As stupid as it sort of sounds, Brick is a highly unique viewing experience. The acting is very well done and the story is enough to keep you watching. Most interestingly, Brick seems to succeed at using the factions from any high school in place of the factions of the criminal underworld. Again, it might take a second viewing to become totally clear on every last detail but all in all, Brick was highly enjoyable the first time around.

So yeah, I feel alot better. I didn't post alot since I had stuff to do. But everythings okay now. Miss me? Didn't think so! XD

 

While I was sick, I got Tony Hawk's Underground 2 for my XBOX. Its a great game. Its hilarious too. But hey, Bam Margera makes anything funny. I already finished the story mode. It was hard, but fun at the same time. I <333 the cute Space Monkey that you unlock after you finish the story. He looks high, but hes soo cute!

 

I got a SpongeBob blanket yesterday. Its awesome! X3

 

Well, off I got to other places in the internet! Bye byes! <33

 

 

Omg Bam margera is so hot, you guys need to message me so that i know that you are looking at all the pictures. here are questions so anwser them if you can.

 

 

Candy bar quiz.....Anwser them the best you can

 

1. A galaxy________________________

 

2. Girlfriend of Charlie brown________________

 

3. Another name for a street_____________________

 

4. Number that comes before one ____________________

 

6. what workers look forward to ____________________

 

7. Type of laugh_____________

 

8. They fought with swords____________

 

9. What Diane Keaton was searching for_______________

 

10. Bart Simpson_____________________

 

11. Sound that a fire makes ________________________

 

12. A planet _________________________________

 

13. Two pronouns for a girl ________________________

 

14. When a player makes a basket ______________

 

15. Ten Million pennies _________________

Bam margera is really, hot taylor, you can't tell me that you don't think he is hot, he is drop dead sexy! Okay well now that i responded to her about that i have a question to ask all the girls who have heard of the band called H.I.M. and think Ville Valo is sexy as hell..

 

If you ever got the chance to meet Ville Valo, would you:

A. hyperventalate

or

B. Have a major orgasm

 

I said that i would have a major orgasm and then later when i get home realize that i just met Ville and i would hyperventalate or pass out.

 

Hyperventalate 35%

 

Orgasm 99.5%

 

girls said that is what they would do so far. let me know what you would do.

 

laters ry