Atheist @ MindSay

Dear America,

I am going to be the first to suggest the next momentous step for Christianity in America. I am following in the steps of the Christian Right in it's (hopefully) soon bill to ensure that the unnecessary rights of the animalistic homosexual are illegalled in all fifty (plus the frequently visited by ungodly heathen teenagers United States Territories) States of America, Dwight D. Eisenhower who so intelligently realized the need for the Pledge of Alliegance to have the line "under god" because any nation that isn't Christian is worth living in, and Michael Powell who choose that Praise God is allowable but the unspeakable G.D. that the heathen uses to further push back the Christian with his New Speak would be illegal on the radio.

I propose that we garnish support for a new American Flag that is far more Patriotic and will drive terror into the heathen (muslim) terrorists. The new flag will have thirteen stripes for the thirteen original colonies that were founded by fleeing laborious Christians from tyrannical ungodly european nations. The red on the stripes symbolism will be changed to represent the Blood of Jesus Christ who died on the cross for everyone's sins that believes in him, isn't a messianic jew, catholic, homosexual, excessive sinner, or non-talk radio drug addicts (may they all be damned to the 7th layer of hell cubicle six where you must sit with Jean-Paul Sartre forever... for-ev-er... think about it before you choose to gay-out, coke out, or synagogue out).

The white stripes will be disallowed as a band, because the White Stripes on the United Christian American States... oops did I say that... what I meant to say was that the Christian's in America deserve just as many rights as the other influences on our America. What was I discussing again? Oh yes, the new White Stripes would stand for the Purity of Jesus Christ because he has given so much to America, namely everything it's ever received. Then because America is so charitable we can keep the band The White Stripes going on Fox's Word record label, of course we'd ditch the brother sister act and replace it with one of our faithful congregates.

Now the blue field would stand for the Water that Jesus walked on. That's simple enough, but for non-Christians, I will take the courtesy of explaining it. Jesus is the man who could save your soul if you turn to Jesus, unless you've ever been gay or jewish... or catholic for that matter or any other inexcusable sin that I may have forgotten.

Forgive me, Lord, for forgetting the sins that send people to eternal damnation. When I left the seminary I could have recalled them immediately. I apologize for this and hope that you will not send me to hell for my memory. Amen.

The big part of my plan involves the removal of the heinous stars that sadly are no longer seen by the youth as pin holes into Heaven, but take the stupid words of copernicus as truth. Not that we're anti-science. We believe that the science of intelligent design be taught in all schools, hopefully one day as a the primary core information in education. Back to the big deal. The stars will be replaced by forty-eight crosses each of different heights depending on the amount of tithes received by each state. The two heathen states California and Massachusetts, for their love incorrect embrace of the satanic homosexual will not be receiving their crosses. They will be eviscerated by the pages of all the future history books for their heresy.

I also hope that we can also get a bill promoting that the only correct family is the nuclear family. Since nearly all adopted children are from abhorred ungodly heathen countries, they definitely should not be taken into our land. Adopted children are the worst kind of those America destroying immigrants. They come to destroy this land.  Families are for the making of Christian children. So any woman who cannot bear children will be labeled as a gay man. Also any woman who ruins her reproductive organs by having an abortion will be labeled a gay man since that is what she has made herself. All gay men will be shot at a huge festival every year. Let's choose Easter, since numbers are dwindling for Easter Attendance. I'm sorry this is a tangent of love for Jesus Christ. I hope you can in your mercy excuse it, dear enlightened reader.

I would like to thank the over whelming Christian Support by all Americans for their prayers coming to me to allow me to release this idea into the hearts and minds of our people.

Thank you,
Reverend Thomas Hardy Mann of North Fort Worth Community Church of The Sacred Jesus and his Immortal Soul that Allows All of Us (Non-Homosexual) To Enter The Immortal Heaven of The Anglo Saxon (Which Now Allows Most Negroes In)

Why was i not consulted first?

anti-theism, i think is more radical than atheism. one can be an atheist and that's the end of it: you just don't believe in god. but if you're an anti-theist, you can believe in that god, but still hate that god (sort of the position that Satan took)

i believe that the existence/non-existence of god is not an issue at all. the question of suffering to me is the most important: if god is good and he is capable of doing anything, then how come the world is in such a terrible state? I have just recently come upon this idea of anti-theism and so am trying to understand more about it.

 anti-theism i think is also compatible with buddhism, in that the question of suffering remains paramount. one can believe in a god but still hate that god to the depths of one's being, i think that's what anti-theism is about. when i entered high school, i identified myself as an atheist, but somehow in my later years, when i entered college, i started to read about buddhism and was fascinated by the similarities i found.

buddhism is one of the most compassionate and rational belief systems i know for it actually encourages people to doubt, doubt everything, doubt the traditions, doubt even the teachings of the masters, it teaches you to find out things for yourself and not simply to float around listening and believing mindlessly. unlike the great monotheistic religions where there is only one huge solid chunk of truth to be swallowed whole. but most importantly it teaches you to be aware of suffering.

my roommate, a very devout protestant who holds weekly bible readings, and i once had this intense conversation regarding belief in christ. he said that human beings are fallen and that the only way that we can connect with God once more is to have faith in Christ, for he serves as that bridge between God and man. Our First Parents sinned, and so Jesus Christ sacrificed himself that we may be saved, and that for us to be worthy of that salvation, all that we had to do is to believe in him. my objection against believing in Christ is that it is too simplistic. And also, if it was my sin which I inherited from my first parents, why can't I be responsible and atone for that Sin myself? Why did Christ suddenly show up and took it upon himself to save us all. Isn't it a little bit too presumptuous and self-righteous? Why did he not consult me first whether i want for him to carry my burden or not? And so now that he has done this (without prior consultation and approval), we are expected to be grateful and to believe in him?

PLease God Smite the one Reading this Right now

or Why I am Atheist

by narodniki


There's always this talk about achieving world peace. It's probably the most abused phrase in the whole of creation. I often wonder why God, in all his wonder and awesomeness did not include this itsy tiny bit in the whole package. Now what we have are people killing people. And as time progressed, so did our creativity in inflicting pain and suffering towards others.

They (the Catholic Church, evangelicals, charismatics, etc)  always say that all of this is just a test for God to see if we truly are deserving of our place in heaven. So he's up there right now, watching all these killings and sufferings and what does he do about it? Nothing. Because the cocksucker wants to find out if we truly are deserving to be with him for all eternity.

This is just plain fucking stupid. If that is true, if God truly exists, then the least that I can say about him is that he is an insolent obnoxious asshole who has a twisted morality. Yep, that's what he is. And I give him the opportunity right now, right at this moment to smite me for all this blasphemy, and for future ones to come.

Personally, I would not even think of getting near a person like him. Talk about omniscience, eh? Knowledge about all the things that have and will happen. Why can't he use that?

And then there's the Bible. Just what the fuck is it all about? I think that the Bible is the filthiest piece of garbage there is. I've read much more enlightening stuff. Crazy religious folks (CRFs) hold on to its words like its giving them an orgasm or something.

Maybe people subscribe to this bullshit because of fear. They think that they do not want to go to hell. They think that being all burned up in eternity forever with Satan in the lake of fire, is something that's really terrible. They don't want God's wrath to descend upon them, they think that damnation really sucks.

Personally, I don't think that's the most terrible thing that can happen. I am a TVaddict and I'm telling you, the stuff that I see on the news everyday is far more horrible than all that damnation stuff.

Children on Africa dying of AIDS and hunger in extreme misery. Young girls, 3, 4, 5, years old being raped by an entire squad of soldiers. And these kids, if they're lucky, are left to live. I once heard of something called a fistula. Children in their early teens get pregnant, and because their vaginas are still too small, it would tear in childbirth and complications would occur, involuntary urination and defecation would result, that is if they survive. And more often, the infant, being squeezed up and all that trauma, would not survive the birth.

And all these stupidities are repeated again and again in the history of mankind. Dumb monkeys, stupid fucks, retarded assholes  that people are, I honestly cannot see any ray of hope.

We're already in hell. We just don't realize it yet.

This exchange occured betwee me, and my friend, who is an atheist.

 

Him: *Loud, very sudden sneeze*

 

Me: "...God bless you."

 

 

 

If you've seen Dane Cook, you'll realize why we both started cracking up after this.