
Ass Fucking @ MindSay 
Hi Everybody,
First I want to thank you for taking the time to stop in to read this story.
Next, due to the fact that this series of posts might be deemed to contain just the tiniest smidgen of adult sounding stuff I have to include the following warning to this post;
“XXX Warning!” “XXX Sex!” “Warning XXX!”
Hey this is your XXX Sex Warning. This stuff might need your parents OK for you to read it if you're under thirty years old.
“Seriously!”
So If your not adult enough to be reading this kind of stuff go away now! Don’t bother coming back and griping at me, or to anyone else, if you decide to read past here -->X<-- and your virgin eyeballs get blistered or you get offended by what you read either Boo.
THE LARGEST COCK I’VE EVER HAD INSIDE OF ME
A True Story
By: PUSSYPATTER
Aka
Wendy Hazza Tight Tush
© Pussy Patter 22 Jul 2005
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Chapter Three
Tiffany was really shaking her ass hard too but Twalla was just half ass dancing and her and Tiff were both egging me to loosen up and go with the flow. So I figured “what the heck” and gotten up and started dancing too.
It hadn’t taken but a few minutes of dancing before I had turned loose and really gotten into it either. I had started following Tiffany’s lead and we were kind of having a face off to see who could make the most provocative moves, and we were dancing pretty dammed dirty by then too.
Twalla had quit dancing almost as soon as I had gotten started and had gone back to her chair. I had thought that all three of us girls were really getting fucking hot and horny right then too.
Well at least I that I was, just knowing that I was putting on a slutty show for “the old guy” with my dancing was a real sexual turn on for me. I couldn’t help but thinking that Jeff was getting horny watching me dance too because I could see a rather large lump starting to grow in the crotch of his jeans.
All of a sudden he says, “Aw Shit”, “I spilled my beer” as he jumps up and goes off to the bathroom. Then when he comes back a minute later he doesn’t have a shirt on.
“WOOF!” I said “now that’s a man”, without realizing that I was speaking out loud. I know that my eyes must have gotten as wide as saucers at the sensual sight of his fine fricking chest with all of those muscles rippling across it as he walked across the room and I’m eating all this shit up big time too.
I had kind of noticed that Twalla, and Tiff weren’t getting too excited about it, but I figured that was because they saw that Jeff wanted to flirt with me, and they were giving me some room to play.
I would find out later that they were giving me lots of room to play all right, but not for the reason that I was thinking at the time.
A little later on I had noticed that all three of them seemed to be talking among themselves, almost like they were comparing notes about me, and from time to time Twalla or Tiffany would kind of giggle. It also seemed like they were all three kind of trying to look at me but without staring at me a whole lot.
That had made me a little uneasy when I had first noticed it but then Twalla or Tiff would say something to me that would take my mind off of it, or I would see Jeff wink at me, or he would blow me a kiss, and I would kind of piss myself a little, and forget about it.
I had gotten a pretty good buzz going by this time and it had seemed to me like Tiffany, and Twalla were both pretty well fucked up too after we had been there for about thirty minutes.
Then all of a sudden Jeff said “oops”, “Shit!” as he stood up real quick saying “I spilled my beer” again. This time he goes into the bathroom, and when he comes back he’s wearing nothing but a snug fitting pair of Hanes briefs!
I was more than just a little shocked at first, my eyes bugged open wide and my mouth had dropped open at the sight of this hunky man walking back into the living room wearing nothing but his briefs.
Well, I think what was even more shocking to me right that moment was the fact that I could now see what had been causing that fucking lump in Jeff’s jeans a whole lot better, and I could tell that that fucker was fucking huge too.
My eyes had darted back and forth from Tiffany to Twalla real quick to see what their reaction was, and I was somewhat surprised to see that neither one of them was acting like anything was wrong or even out of the ordinary so I didn’t say anything either, but I could damned sure feel the horny little bitch in me beginning to step forward and take over really quick.
Anyway were all sitting around in the living room, one thing leads to another, and we started playing some kind of truth or dare shit. We were betting our clothes and Jeff and I wound up naked within maybe fifteen minutes.
Shit, all Jeff had left to loose at the time were his briefs. Then Tiff and Twalla had just went ahead and pealed everything off too when I had finally lost my panties.
My God! That fucking dick on Jeff was fricking huge and I was having one hell of a time keeping myself from just sitting there and staring straight at that sucker too.
OK, so now we’re all butt ass naked and we’re all just hanging out partying, anyway, one thing leads to another, and within a few minutes all four of us end up going into Jeff’s bedroom “to get more comfortable” as Jeff put it.
Now we’re all four sitting around on his bed, which just happens to be a mattress, and box spring set that is on the floor in a corner of the bedroom. We were all drinking a beer, having a good time and I’m steadily trying to cop a peek at Jeff’s manhood without being all that obvious about it.
To be continued...
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I just took my damn ACT... That shit was harder than Harrison watching Japanese schoolgirls... Well... At least the math and science anyway. Here's how it went down...
I had to wake up and be at school by 8... I succeeded the first part, but decided I need some damn food for my brain, so I went and bought a sausage egg and cheese biscuit and a hash brown. I got to school, ate em outside by my motorcycle, then had a cigarette for luck. I walked to the door, and realized I got my ass locked out. I was only three minutes late! I had to walk to various windows until I could see a classroom full of kids with a teacher in there. I found one, and knocked on the window real hard. Then the teacher saw me and I raised my ACT envelope and yelled "I'M LOCKED OUT!" The entire class roffled their ass off. So they let me in.
I made it into my class which was a different one than the one that saved my ass. The person that actually saved my ass though, was Analisa... Ben's girlfriend. First section was English... Easy as fucking pie... Next was math, which I found challenging since I knew nothing of sin, cosin, tangents, et fucking cetra. After that was reading, which was hard because none of the shit was interesting... Well, except one article about Latin big band music. I really liked that. And for once, the author didn't suck! I was amazed.
Then...
Came...
The...
KILLER...
Science... I love science, but this shit was no science at all. It was charts and charts and incomprehensible bullshit about E. coli and making ice cream. I probably missed like 25 out of 40 on that shit... FUUUUUUUUCK THAT.
Then, came my saving grace...
The essay portion!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN
Anyway... It was a really long ass question. The question was more in the form of a statement. Something like:
"Some people want to require healthy food in fast food restaurants... Others don't? What are your thoughts on this?"
But of course, it was a much longer question with details that are already assumed. Anyway, I got pseudo-philosophical on dey asses. I put free will at the center of the entire essay. Requiring any place to do something is violation of their free will and is fucking immoral. Except I spelt immoral "imorrale." I don't know why though. But... I ended it with what I thought was a great sentance... "Without free will, we are nothing but stones waiting for our destruction from the TNT of society..."
That was the end...
On a lighter note...
Harrison, this is a message to you...
GO BUY NAKED LUNCH ON DVD. It is like 20 times more insane than Fear and Loathing, but is nothing like the book. It's more of a psychological biography on his heroin use, but the heroin is replaced with things like Roach Powder, the groundup flesh of the amazon centipede, and finally and most potently... Mugwump Jissom.
Plus, a typewriter turns into a vagina and gives birth to this weird flopping thing that's all wet...
Get it...
Life has changed for quite a bit in the past two months. I have moved to a defferent apt., started a new job, and I have gotten a roomate:(
I like my new apt., like the job, starting to hate my fucking roomate! I knew I just should have said no when she asked to move in. She 's the kinda person that has to have things her way all the time, and she ungreatful. Because she's my friend I let her move in without paying rent, so you think she whould treat me with some God **** respect, or try to contribute to the fucking household. But fuck no, all she cares about is her dog ass "boyfriend" who is the reason she's fucking homeless. You think a normal chick would of said fuck it after her man told her he dosen't like her anymore, or after he use to beat her ass like she stole somthing, or even after she found out that he had some random bitch suck his dick in his car. I gusse she is a gluton for punishment. Maybe if I slaped her up and called her a stupid fucking bitch, she give me some respect and suck my dick!
But other than that life is pretty damn good, good friends, nice apt., and new job that I don't hate yet! I'm out, Peace!
Be honest with me...do I look gay in this outfit? Oh thank god I thought I looked like a faggot. Oh no, not gay...but but but you are.
who you callin a faggot? Yo yo while you're out gay bashing I'm gonna be at your house fucking your girlfriend....in the ass.
Sorry I just thought I would hit you up with some Jimmy Urine Quotes. Just in case you didn't know Jimmy Urine is god. Thanks for listening. Fuckers.




