April Fool's Day @ MindSay

"Invite your man to have sex with a new little gizmo you've bought for him. It's actually a very stretchy, clear silicone sleeve, lined on the inside with teasing nodules. Put some lube on him, slip the sleeve on, and rub up and down as he gets hard. Meanwhile, you're holding a small plastic device in your other hand. When he gets good and excited, throw the switch and the device projects a realistic, moaning woman's voice. When he stops laughing, turn the thing off and order him to make you moan better than the machine. (Available from www.luckysextoys.com.)"

- Adventures in Sex: 365 Ways to Make Every Day & Night More Exciting by Mark Bricklin

I have no idea where it is on that site, so look around. Happy April Fool's Day, everyone. Be safe, kids.

I am loving this weather! The other day it was 70! I could sit on my swingset for hours (as long as I had some good music!), just daydreaming. I'm a little weary of actually swinging - the thing is 12 years old! It's the sturdy wood kind, but one swing's already broken off.

So tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Whatever will I do? Last year I hid all my dad's soap and put black soap (supposed to make black marks on ya) in his shower. It didn't work. Plus it was black, so it looked a little suspicious.

They have a joke shop at the mall, so maybe I'll pick something up there. They have fake icecubes with flies in 'em. But I don't know. I'ma haveta think.