Amp @ MindSay 
yeah yeah yeahs
After getting out of bed around 10 am this morning. I got cleaned up and dressed. Then went over to the Walden super flea. After looking around for a little bit there, I ended up purchasing a carved skull. It's about as big as golf ball and made out of a piece of solid hematite. Cool! It's currently sitting on my night stand next to my bed with other such skulls that I have. There's a total of 10 on the stand right now.
I left there and returned home. Where I was asked by my mother to take her to eastern hills mall. My father's watch stopped and it needed a new battery. I took her to the mall, and we went to the Dakota watch company, that little watch shop in the middle of the mall, where after about 15 mins or so. They replaced the watch battery, water tested it, and we left there.
Upon returning home. I returned to my room, where I turned on today's NASCAR sprint cup race. The life lock 400 and Michigan international speedway. There's where it happened, today after 76 races, Dale Earnhardt Jr returned to victory lane, driving the mountain dew / amp energy number eighty eight to victory lane! This is his first points paying win with his new Hendrick Motorsports team and end a drought of 2 years without a win.
Congratulations to the National guard , amp energy , Hendrick Motorsports, and most of all ... Dale Jr! I hope this is the first of many victory's to come this season.
During the race, I also ate my dinner, which was steak and a baked potato. Of course both are bet with sour cream. Yum.
After the race was over. I turned on my PS2 and played some command & conqur. Then, and what I am watching right now. Is the father's day marothon on spike tv of csi. One of my all time favor shows.
Other things done with watching TV include, cleaning my jewelry. My unfinished ruby pendant is clean as is my stainless necklace. Fun? I love cleaning my jewelry. lmao
So, what else is on my mind? I return to work tomorrow morning, and let's not even go with how much of a joke and insult working there really has become to me. I rather be going to the dentist, and you all know how much fun that place is.
I just hope tomorrow is a nice calm and relaxed day. With nothing out of the ordinary going on, and that it goes by quick.
~ Getting back into this blogging thing
that said, i'll start a little rant about idiots.
so people post bulletins and comments and whatever else they feel like. and some people are just too dense to type out the word "and" so they go out of their way to use shift+7. otherwise known as the & sign. fine. no problem. i sometimes use that when i'm writing notes in science class.
but when people use TWO of them. what the fuck. you don't need two of them. why would you ever need two and signs? do you talk like "so i went to school and and at lunch i had some pizza with some juice and and..." like what the fuck? people have stuff like this.
&& i love you.
or.
&& that was awesome!
i mean. what the fuck? why do you put two and signs? that just annoys the shit out of me. because i'm reading this in my head and what goes on in my head is this: && i love you. i don't read it as & i love you. because there's TWO of them, i read it like &&. and that's fucking dumb. seriously. just say it out loud right now. and and.
and the thing with it is, & is just a replacement for "and". so if you didn't use & you would just type and. so are you going to type and twice? no. retard. unless that's a typo then you wouldn't. so why do people purposely put two & signs when it's really the same thing as typing and two times as well?
it's just dumb. why can't people just fucking type like a normal person?
taken from gurlonthego
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
Try Kotex blah blah blah other products...
Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait.
While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.
Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me is eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent reason.. ...and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity?????
Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol & barbituates.
Printing out crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.
It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.
There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package& announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!!!
So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass!
P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Vodka to your packages instead?
6:39
I'm about to look at something that I'm completely&entirely scared of.
6:46
i can feel my heart beat
7:07
that wasn't so bad
but i don't understand
Copied from twist. I answered the first 20 or so and thought, I am waay to old for this quiz or Im just a horrible person :)
1.Smoked. - yes
2.Drank alcohol. - yes
3.Cried when someone died. - yes
4.Been drunk. - yes
5.Had sex. - yes
6.Been to a concert. - yes
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. - yes
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. - yes
9.Been verbally sexually harassed. - felt a little uncomfortable...
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody. yes, jokingly.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. - yes
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. - I dont think so.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. - yes
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. - yes
15.Been to prom. - yes
16.Cried at school. - yes, hidden in the bathroom
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. - No, its a fucking store.
18.Went streaking. - yes
19.Given a lap dance. - yes
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. - yes
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. - yes
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. - yes
23.Kissed a stranger. - I knew his name...
24.Hugged a stranger. - yes
25.Went scuba diving. - no, just snorkeling
26.Driven a car. - yes
27.Gotten an xray. - yes
28.Hit by a car. - yes
29.Had a party. - yes
30.Done drugs. - yes
31.Played strip poker. - yes
32.Got paid to strip for someone. - yes, I didnt keep the money...we were already sleeping together
33.Ran away from home. - not for more than about 6 hrs
34.Broken a bone. - yes
35.Eaten sushi. - yes
36.Bought porn. - yes. I got a box of 100 - 8hr movies on eBay for $75!!!
37.Watched porn. - yes
38.Made porn. - yes
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex. Chicks can be hot, wouldnt date a woman though.
40.Been in love. - yes
41.Frenched kissed. - yes
42.Laughed so hard you cried. - all the time
43.Cried yourself to sleep. - unfortunatly, yes
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. - Dont think thats possible
45.Stabbed yourself.- when opening a package with a knife of scissors, slice away from your body.
46.Shot a gun. - yes and will own one soon
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. - Trash talked someone & then was polite & professional to their face.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. - yes
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. - yes
50.Watched an animal die. - yes.Helped gut pigs, deer, rabbits
51.Watched a person die. - no, thankfully
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person - How bout 3?
53.Pranked somebody. - prank calls, practical jokes AND ding-dong-ditch baby!
54.Put somebody in the hospital. - on an outpatient basis
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. - yes
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex. - yes
57.Dressed punk.- not really
58.Dressed goth.- not really
59.Dressed preppy.- more preppy than goth or punk I guess
60.Been to a motocross race. - no, monster truck rally though
61.Avoided somebody. -yes, on a daily basis
62.Been stalked.- yes, briefly
63.Stalked someone.- does walking a certain route so you pass someone or taking lunch at a certain time so you see them count?
64.Met a celebrity. - Been to puckett's house, seen hulk hogan at the airport
65.Played an instrument - played alto sax for about 6 months
66.Ridden a horse.-yes
67.Cut yourself.- scraped a design in my ankel with a safety pin when I was a teen. Thank god it went away
68.Bungee jumped.- yes
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. - already addressed that
70.Been to a wild party. - yes, thrown one too
71.Got caught stealing something.- no
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. - no
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.- does it count that she already had a boyfriend & I started dating a guy she just slept with? I cant believe she had the nerve to get pissed.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.- addressed above
75.Got arrested.- yes. WI, I hate you
76.Been pregnant.- Once when I was about 18, they told me I was pregnant & then called me an hour later and told me they made a mistake. Nice joke huh?
77.Babysat. - yes
78.Been to another country. - Canada, Mexico
79.Started your house on fire. - started things in my house on fire
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.- heard & seen some weird things
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.- no, not yet
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. - yes. Brett Hahn, 4th grade, snowball dance at the roller rink
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. - yes
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. - 1st was 1.5 yrs, 2nd is 6.5 yrs
85.Sat on your ass all day. - yes
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. - no
87.Had a job. - yes
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. - no
89.Been called a whore. - yes
90.Danced like a whore.- yes
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity. - no
92.Been in a car accident. - yes
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. - yes
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.- yes
95.Raped somebody.- no
96.Danced in the rain. - of course
97.Been rejected. - constantly
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying. - no
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. - yes
100.Been raped.- cant rape the willing
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