There may perhaps be some translation errors, but oh well:

Je t'aime avec tout mon coeur, quoique vous soyez un morceau de
viande congelé par 400 ans de.

Well, I can kind of figure out that it says something to the extent of "I love you with all my heart, even if you were frozen for 400 years." But then I see "viande" in there and I know that means "meat," and I see "morceau de viande" which I know means piece of meat... Soooo are you calling me a piece of meat that's been frozen for 400 years???

I see.... How romantic. :-)

Wait... And does that mean since you love meat, you're going to eat me???

Ahhh, young love and cannibalism.  So romantic. 

Just like the story I posted about the German cannibal - Meiwes.

History class was a blast with you in it. I hope I get to know you better. Have a great summer.

Sorry I didn't get to your blog earlier, but I have been trying to sign everyones. So when you get this I hope it finds you happy!

Luv ya,

Chas

It makes me giggle, it makes me laugh
That you would want my autograph!
But that's okay, I think its fine,
here ,
That'll be $9.99