To Mr. Nadeem Alizaje, Nigerian Embassador to America who needs to transfer money
Oh my gosh sir, I just received your email after two years of working in Nigeria with the peace corp. I had no access to my personal email address and who'd have thought you'd need my help so soon!!! I was just there! I imagine that's how you got my name, it's amazing that you found my email address, since I'd almost totally forgotten about it.
Now, I understand that in order to transfer the money from Nigeria, we will need to cover the wire transfer fees which will cost me an initial 40,000. I would normally not be able to do it, but apparently, another 60 emails from fellow citizens wanting to give me a loan of 400,000 for 400 a month have come through!!! I'm SO excited that we'll be able to get so much money!!. Now, I've just counted another 2100 other emails from people in similar situations as you who are transfering the SAME amounts from other countries. Together, we'll be able to help SO many people!!!
Now, in order to proceed, since I have no access to a computer past tonight at midnight, I will need you to send me your name and phone number along with all of the details of our "situation" to my new apartment: 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, Washington DC. I will need your full name and your ambassador id number as well as a phone number and a way to meet in person. If you don't have your ambassador ID number(because of having to leave your wartorn country in such a rush, then simply give me all of your passport information to allow for easy money transfer.
I'm so glad that you reached me as this is the last time I will ever be near a computer, but I can assure you that we can transfer that 143.7 million dollars securely.
YAY!!!
have a nice day.
money
