Oooh you can't read that without getting curious what you spend 5h/d looking at (no pressure though you don't have to say, just a 'no' reply is enough)... I'll make this a random guessing game for fun and/or the hell of it... could it be....
Star Trek Origami? (this website does both star trek +star wars apparently despite the url) www.origami-resource-center.com/star-wars.html

Also inserting a few letteres to work out what DDoS could be short for - dildos? or is that just my mind?

lol It's 4chan. Oh and DDoS stands for Distributed Denial-of-Service.

Taken from wikipedia...

"A denial-of-service attack (DoS attack) or distributed denial-of-service attack (DDoS attack) is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users. Although the means to carry out, motives for, and targets of a DoS attack may vary, it generally consists of the concerted, malevolent efforts of a person or persons to prevent an Internet site or service from functioning efficiently or at all, temporarily or indefinitely."

Or.... how to make your own "USB Monster"? http://www.instructables.com/id/USB-Hub-Monster/

lol OMG! That's so cute! 

Nothing personal, but you need to get out MORE than 30 minutes a day.

 

I suggest 5 hours and 30 minutes.