My adventures on public transport continue.

 

 Yesterday, I was obliged to travel once again on public transport. I enjoy these little adventures because one meets the most um ... 'interesting' people on buses. Yesterday, I even met a couple of chickens.

 

The thrill began when I arrived at the bus stop and stood next to the shelter for some shade. Yes, even in winter the sun is hot in this place. As I stood there, I heard footsteps rustling the leaves behind me and turned to see who was there. I saw no one, until I looked down and spied the face of a black rooster. His companion was directly behind him and together they were looking at me, mid-stride, as if I had caught them trying to sneak up on me. 

 

My avian stalkers stood there, looking at me as if I were about to dispense some great truth about life and the universe, their yellow eyes fixed on me, their little faces turned at an angle in a quizical stare. I decided they were waiting for me to turn around so they could stalk off unobserved. I turned away from them and sure enough when I turned back, they were gone. I then saw one, poke his head around from behind the bus shelter and peer at me. His feathery cohort again, directly behind him. They looked for all the world as if they were expecting me to speak to them. Perhaps I should have. They might just as easily have been planning to mug me. 

 

Then the bus came and I left them to their fowl pursuits. Sitting on the bus that day, I pondered the question:

 What is more depressing than listening to four girls, (who could not have been more than 17) loudly discussing their avid interest in boys, getting drunk and welfare payments? Is it that they then went on to berate a friend because she doesn't like to get drunk? NO, the answer is: watching them get off the bus with their small babies.

 

What hope for the future of the species? 

 
   

 


 
 
patchesmom on
Re: My Life - With VooDoo Chickens
My money is on the chickens being more valuable members of society
wylddaze on
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Oh, so you have met the people on the bus.

 

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patchesmom on
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no, but I have several teenage nieces!  So far, no great-nieces, *knocks wood* but never say never.

 

funkychibi on
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o wow chickens on a bus, one doesnt see that everyday.

*sigh* and again my gender continues to grow in moronicness

wylddaze on
Re: My Life - With VooDoo Chickens
LOL, I don't get why your "gender grows in moronicness." - You make me laugh.

 

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funkychibi on
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thanks you?
vindicate on
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Maybe the chickens were confused to see Antonio Banderas sitting at a bus stop in Australia?

 

I'm sure they weren't seventeen, those young bogans always look younger than they really are! You've just got to put your hope into the new generation, that they can grow beyond their mothers, that they can look at their families and think "I will be better than that." You can't loose faith in the kids, they haven't had their chance yet.

wylddaze on
Re: My Life - With VooDoo Chickens
Look, if you don't like the moustache just say so. Although, I quite like the comparrison - Thanks.

 

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vindicate on
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Don't be so sensitive, I like it fine!

 

Um, it's your comparison, do you not remember me pissing myself laughing on your couch when you said it? Smiley

wylddaze on
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D'OH! no I don;t. Perhaps I'm blocking it out. La la laaaaaa

 

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vindicate on
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Bahahahahahahaha, is that you with your moustache and the spanish goatee? Very sexy indeed. 

 

Yeah, I'd block it out if somebody laughed that hard at me, too.

lifeofaudrey on
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I'm placing my hope in natural selection. I know this sounds awful but in the animal world, babies borne of bad parents are less likely to make it to the age where they can reproduce. Maybe the bogan upbringing will render these babies not as reproductively fit as unbogan babies.

 
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