My Life with Gloria Gaynor

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I had so many things to write here tonight but it's 4 in the morning and while this would make a great blues song, it isn't. I have been on E-bay again.

-WARNING WILL ROBINSON-

Do NOT get onto E-bay while you are V-tired and it is 4 A.M.

So anyway I have decided to share a song that my lawyer friend Jenni sent me. She has waaaaaaaay too much time on her hands. It is sung to the tune of that fabulous Gloria Gaynor song of survival and success: "I will survive"

- sidenote: why is it that lawyers are so hot in bed? Any anecdotes about lawyers?-

So here it is:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,

But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I

grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are, Another lie,

I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,

I should have known that it was bullsh*t,

Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,

Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,

Cos as long as I have batteries,

My sex life is gonna thrive,

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,

I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,

But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,

Just hit the track,

Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,

Cos I'll always throw them back,

The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce

chorus......

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blazingfury on

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Ty for replying on my blog i Posted the whole story and i didnt put them in order so i had to delete my posts and start over.. so just in case u saw your reply wasnt there i wanted you to know what happened.. Ty for stopping by my blog

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gigglydragon on

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LOL!!! There's also a song called "Short Short Dick" and it was to the music of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". Basically she didn't want anything to do with his itsy bitsy teeny weeny short short dick! lol

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luludalatina on

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That is HALARIOUS!

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gigglydragon on

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Hey! Did you just change your pic? I could have sworn it was your usual scull and crossbones when I saw this entry, but now it's a pic of you! When did you change it?

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wylddaze on

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Never underestimate the sneakiness, I change like the wind, I am a phantom. My son the National Geographic photographer took the photo. Of course I can never take a photo properly 'cos I always get the giggles and end up looking silly.
C xx

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gigglydragon on

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You? Look silly? Never!

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fyrefly on

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that is hysertical.. I love it

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