I had to vote for this one!  You made my giggle for the day. 

I would also add that bj's also insure that the garbage gets taken out, plus many more "favors"!

Why thank you, thank you very much. You're partner's a lucky man.

 

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OH, I wish I had a partner!  No guy has gotten smart enough to marry me yet!  but I'm sure if I advertise I give great head, someone will turn up... and hopefully NOT get the wrong idea  

LoL - if you advertise great head, that's what they'll be looking for. Advertise your charm and wit and the rest will be a pleasant bonus.

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*pouts*  I never got any jewelry......   But I did get plenty of protein shakes

That's . . . .  very disturbing.

 

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