On my list of "stupid thing I've seen people do" this one has to rate up high. this is a true story from this week just passed.

 

I was driving home from work at about 8 a.m. (I work the first watch), the traffic was peak-hour so it was continuous and stop-start.

 

As I neared my home, I happened to glance across the traffic to a car that was approaching me a little too quickly. I looked at the driver and was stunned to see that the driver was involved in the delicate art of putting on mascara WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING!

 

The two things that bothered me about this were:

 a) that she was driving with one hand on the wheel, holding her compact mirror, while delicately applying the gunk to her eyes with the other hand. God forbid a small bump in the road (like the bump one might feel driving over someone's unfortunate 5 year old.) might push the stick into her eye and cause her to panic and scream in pain.   

 

b) that she was looking into a small mirror balanced on the steering wheel, focusing her vision directly onto that small area making her able to see the road and the traffic around her, only peripherally.

 

It's okay though, she looked up every few seconds to make sure no small children had run out in front of her moving vehicle. She was actually driving like that!

 

Please don't any of you reply that you have done this, I will be forced to block you forever.

 
   

 


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shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Oh my God people like that need to be shot. 0_x
uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
no...stabbed in both eyes with mascara brush....what a dick head!
shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Oh yes, that would be a much better punishment. Can you imagine what that would look like? A person with two wands sticking out of their face??? 0_x
uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
hahahahaha!

hopefully she hit a pot hole and jammed her eye.......dumb hoo-haa....see i'm civil...i didn't call her C---!
i cursed a woman out who was 30ish....she was talking on the cell while driving and not paying attention..she came into coffee bean as we were in line....i said, "you're the fucking ass that was driving while talking and holding up traffic...my good friend was hurt because of people like you!"
people started snickering....she turned red!

goth chicks girl friend was hurt in an accident where this ass hole of a man was talking on the phone.... with  the DRY CLEANERS!
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Good for you, people should be shamed in public for soing reckless things.

 

,{;-| grr

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
yup....and i'm the one to do it!
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Can't blieve you just used the expression "HooHaa"

 

,[:-0

shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Hopefully!

 

Dude, fuckin' kuuuuudos to you for telling her off! You said what I wish I had the balls to!! Bitch got what she called for. >=D

 

Awww man, that's bad. People like that should be shot.

 

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
lol!

i don't think i have balls...i think i have the crazyies!

shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Well if you do find any balls give em to me! XD
uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
you don't want those fungus sacks!

 

you have hootzpah!

 

your just a sweet soul.

and too beautiful for fungus sacks!

shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
LOFL!!! Okay, so I don't want fungus sacks. Don't give me those. =P

 

Oh thank you, I'm glad you see that. =) =,)

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
you beam it babe!

you beam it!

shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Hahaha, I will! Add me to your friends!! =DDD
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Stop that! They are not fungus sacks, they are clean and wholesome - at least mine are.

Smiley hate you.

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
well....you may not have fungus sacks for balls...but....like....you've NEVER had jock itch?.....but you wouldn't tell me anyway....you got grossed out when I talked about boogers....ya big baby.. Smiley
hate you more.
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
I AM NOT A BABY!

*stamps foot and pouts*

 

Jock itch eh? Hmm maybe when I was a teenager.

,{;-*  <-- me pouting

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
so, you have had fungus sacks.

wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Go 'way, I don't want to talk about it.

 

,{;-|

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
awwwwww...
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Sounds like something out of a Scary Movie.

LOL

 

,;-)

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
i was being sweet~
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Ooooooh, is that what that was.

 

,{;-| hehehehe

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
i've sent you an email....you should read it....i'm in shock still
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Wait, I'm confused by this three-way. Did you send me an e-mail? I didn't get it if you did.

 

,;-)

uhohadaisy on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
yeah....you.....email*grunt-grunt*
shotzie831 on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Hahaha, I know, right!!!
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
hehehehe

 

Funny.

,[!-)

Silencingshorty on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
I've only ever done it while stopped at the lights. And who uses a compact? Isn't that what the rear view is for???
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Apparently when you're driving, it's more PC to use the compact. I dunno.

 

,{;-)

Silencingshorty on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
I don't get the PC bit. The only PC I know is my Personal Computer.
That's just me though.
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
ROFLMAO! it stands for Politically Correct. Seriously, you must have heard that term.

 

You're so funny Le Short. *hugs you*

,{;-)

Silencingshorty on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Nope. Never.
I feel so naive
silverlinings on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
This is the kind of thing that give "women drivers" the roll of the eyes.

Who hasn't applied makeup in the car?  But one has to use a little common sense ... red lights, traffic jams, or here's a thought ... in the parking lot when you arrive at your destination.  And why use a compact?  I have a mirror on my visor, and there's the rear view mirror too boot.  duh.
vindicate on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
I've done it, when stopped though. I've put on lip balm while moving, but I don't need to look in the mirror to do it! Both eyes stay firmly on the road.
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Exactly, when you're stopped you can cook a roast for all anyone cares but driving, is a serious thing. Hmmm roast.

 

,{;-)

 

mollyrosemond on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Was it a teenage girl?  sounds like something someone my age would do. 

My father's a truck driver, and he's told me some pretty wild stories of what he's seen people doing while driving.. I wonder why some people are just so ignorant!
wylddaze on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
Actually no, she looked to be in her thirties. It seems one is never too old or too young to do silly things eh?

 

,{;-)

mollyrosemond on
Re: My Life - Driving Miss Crazy
ah, very true!

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