Birthday suprise

My birthday was great. I spent it with the best girl in the world and we had a great time. We went and saw some of her old friends. Some shit face decided to stop by and act like a retard with his 10 year old girlfriend. Later in the night before we were about to leave he wanted to start shit and threw up his hands like a dipshit. Then after almost tripping over his saggy ass pants he fucking flipped me off lmao. Oh..this was after he threw a cup of urine on my car.  I just washed it and I didn't really mind because it was just urine.....

 

What a fucking retard. How mature right?