disneyThe salted taste of all your tears and woes
Sent me in haste my melancholy rose
Those tasteless lips were closed
You watched me come, you'll see me go...
And so ends another vacation – another period of time spent away from the reality that I know. So I venture back to the beginning from whence all things came. And in our great ship we sail high above the white foam of this sea...
Much like last year's vacation has thought me many things about human nature and about the tendencies of some of these so-called humans that inhabit this water world. One thing that I have learned again is that usually those with rental scooters really should be walking for there own sake. It would be good for them to actually use the legs that they were born with rather than sucking up the precious resources of this world using the these mechanized devices. Another thing that I have rediscovered is that many of these scooter renters also feel that they have absolute command of all things around them and that they are lord and master over all of us who are unfortunate enough to have to use such a primitive mode of transportation such as walking – we the plebes of this planet must do as commanded or lest we have to fear that our ankles will be broken or are feet flattened by the weight of their mobile thrones...
Lesson number two which is along the lines of the previous lesson (so please refer to lesson number one if you have any questions as to what I'm speaking of, thank you) but it involves parents (usually mothers for some reason) who power vacation with their children in strollers. The worst offenders amongst these are those who like lesson number one are renters of the double-wide strollers with the large metal plates bolted on the nose for maximum damage when ramming. As my ankle fully knows these metal plates can be quite painful when a mother goes barreling through a crowd to escape a few raindrops that are falling. Rain to fall in Florida? That is so unusual. Of course in my ever sarcastic manner I thanked her for the injury that made it extremely uncomfortable to walk over the course of the rest of the day and the course of the next though she did not even acknowledge my existence but such are the ways of royalty in this land...
Other than the injury that was inflicted upon me, the biggest thing that I do not understand is why drag the child or children about the park when they will barely even remember it happening ten, fifteen, twenty years from now. If they would only think. How much does any parent remember of their first five years of life or even the first ten years. Most of the memories are faded remnants of some scrapbook that was kept to preserve their memories when they have long ago been forgotten and the half-truths of the adults who were present...
And we suffered through a 45 minute delay, which left us having to go at full speed across Atlanta International Airport so that we could be seated last and so that everyone who was already seated could glare at us as we huffed and puffed getting aboard this somewhat small ship of the sky. After we had been seated, the captain stated that he was waiting for 19 lost souls to find their way to the dock. I don't imagine many made it before we did even though I was in a gimpy state and the journey across the airport was filled with many trials and tribulations and a great deal of discomfort from my stroller injury (thank you very much, ma'am) and no one made it on after for I can imagine that many had just given up on the odyssey and resigned themselves to their Fates. Though at the moment that these words are appearing upon this once pristine sheet of paper, I can only imagine where my luggage is and what sorts of adventures they are enduring to arrive safely at their final destination. And when they do finally arrive I shall tell the tale of their misadventures in the Land of the Lost...
As an aside, the view of Atlanta International Airport at night is amazing – like Christmas had sprung up across the landscape in the middle of May with a multitude of twinkling lights of various colours and sizes...
For the most part the holiday was good, filled with much activity and merriment though I would have preferred to eat far less fast food and many more actual meals, but I may be weird in this regard though I do rather enjoy sitting a spell whilst I enjoy the food that has appeared upon my plate. The spring rains that fell upon our heads was not overly unbearable though the day it rain for most of the day was the day when I was in the greatest amount of discomfort (thank you again, ma'am). And for the most part the temperature was not sweltering though the humidity could have been a few percent lower. And the crowds were not so large that I felt trapped by weight of the masses pressing against me. And the rides and attractions filled my soul with memories of a bygone time when I did not have a care in the world. And the ignorant and rude of many lands did not make me wish that I should have stayed home. Well, OK, there was that one woman who had to save her children from the drops of rain that were gently falling from the sky and who did not mind running into me in the least – if I only had a bulldozer I would have made her see the error in her ways...
And the voyage is nearly over for most of the intrepid travelers though there is more adventures in store for the luggage as they attempt to find their way home. And so shall I conclude this epic tale that would have made Homer proud of our exploits...
This is the Word of the AntiCrust...
Praise be ye who Read the Word for ye are Blessed amongst humans...
Sent me in haste my melancholy rose
Those tasteless lips were closed
You watched me come, you'll see me go...
And so ends another vacation – another period of time spent away from the reality that I know. So I venture back to the beginning from whence all things came. And in our great ship we sail high above the white foam of this sea...
Much like last year's vacation has thought me many things about human nature and about the tendencies of some of these so-called humans that inhabit this water world. One thing that I have learned again is that usually those with rental scooters really should be walking for there own sake. It would be good for them to actually use the legs that they were born with rather than sucking up the precious resources of this world using the these mechanized devices. Another thing that I have rediscovered is that many of these scooter renters also feel that they have absolute command of all things around them and that they are lord and master over all of us who are unfortunate enough to have to use such a primitive mode of transportation such as walking – we the plebes of this planet must do as commanded or lest we have to fear that our ankles will be broken or are feet flattened by the weight of their mobile thrones...
Lesson number two which is along the lines of the previous lesson (so please refer to lesson number one if you have any questions as to what I'm speaking of, thank you) but it involves parents (usually mothers for some reason) who power vacation with their children in strollers. The worst offenders amongst these are those who like lesson number one are renters of the double-wide strollers with the large metal plates bolted on the nose for maximum damage when ramming. As my ankle fully knows these metal plates can be quite painful when a mother goes barreling through a crowd to escape a few raindrops that are falling. Rain to fall in Florida? That is so unusual. Of course in my ever sarcastic manner I thanked her for the injury that made it extremely uncomfortable to walk over the course of the rest of the day and the course of the next though she did not even acknowledge my existence but such are the ways of royalty in this land...
Other than the injury that was inflicted upon me, the biggest thing that I do not understand is why drag the child or children about the park when they will barely even remember it happening ten, fifteen, twenty years from now. If they would only think. How much does any parent remember of their first five years of life or even the first ten years. Most of the memories are faded remnants of some scrapbook that was kept to preserve their memories when they have long ago been forgotten and the half-truths of the adults who were present...
And we suffered through a 45 minute delay, which left us having to go at full speed across Atlanta International Airport so that we could be seated last and so that everyone who was already seated could glare at us as we huffed and puffed getting aboard this somewhat small ship of the sky. After we had been seated, the captain stated that he was waiting for 19 lost souls to find their way to the dock. I don't imagine many made it before we did even though I was in a gimpy state and the journey across the airport was filled with many trials and tribulations and a great deal of discomfort from my stroller injury (thank you very much, ma'am) and no one made it on after for I can imagine that many had just given up on the odyssey and resigned themselves to their Fates. Though at the moment that these words are appearing upon this once pristine sheet of paper, I can only imagine where my luggage is and what sorts of adventures they are enduring to arrive safely at their final destination. And when they do finally arrive I shall tell the tale of their misadventures in the Land of the Lost...
As an aside, the view of Atlanta International Airport at night is amazing – like Christmas had sprung up across the landscape in the middle of May with a multitude of twinkling lights of various colours and sizes...
For the most part the holiday was good, filled with much activity and merriment though I would have preferred to eat far less fast food and many more actual meals, but I may be weird in this regard though I do rather enjoy sitting a spell whilst I enjoy the food that has appeared upon my plate. The spring rains that fell upon our heads was not overly unbearable though the day it rain for most of the day was the day when I was in the greatest amount of discomfort (thank you again, ma'am). And for the most part the temperature was not sweltering though the humidity could have been a few percent lower. And the crowds were not so large that I felt trapped by weight of the masses pressing against me. And the rides and attractions filled my soul with memories of a bygone time when I did not have a care in the world. And the ignorant and rude of many lands did not make me wish that I should have stayed home. Well, OK, there was that one woman who had to save her children from the drops of rain that were gently falling from the sky and who did not mind running into me in the least – if I only had a bulldozer I would have made her see the error in her ways...
And the voyage is nearly over for most of the intrepid travelers though there is more adventures in store for the luggage as they attempt to find their way home. And so shall I conclude this epic tale that would have made Homer proud of our exploits...
This is the Word of the AntiCrust...
Praise be ye who Read the Word for ye are Blessed amongst humans...
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