I dreamt I was on a beach in the Florida keys area during sunset.  I was surrounded by many beautiful women and we were about to board a boat.  For some reason we were not allowed to take anything with us on the boat.  I thought this strange because I had bags packed for a boat trip and didn't want to leave my things behind for someone to steal.  Then I saw Anna Nicole in a goregous gold and white gown, but to contrast her high glamour look, she wore flip-flops and had a bright orange and pink halter top underneath.  "Are you coming with me?" she asked.  I could see in her eyes that she didn't want to go alone and that she didn't know anyone there, so I said, "Sure, but I don't want to leave anything behind."  "Don't worry," she calmly, seriously replied, "you'll be coming back for it but I can't."  So we got on board.

As soon as we got on the boat, it sped away from the beach very fast, almost too fast.  We were lerched forward with the speed of the boat and I would have fell off if Anna Nicole hadn't of steadied me.  She seemed really tall and strong, very much unlike how the media portrayed her in life.  Her voice was clear and she spoke coherently.  As if reading my thoughts, she said that lately her body had not been able to keep up with her spirit, "don't believe everything they say about me," she said, "I'm here to fight and make sure women are protected."  At that moment, I noticed a small band of men coming out from the bottom part of the boat.  One of them tried to get my attention and offered me millions of dollars if I would suck on his penis.  Before I could say "No way" or even defend myself against him harassing me, Anna Nicole pulled out a giant golden staff.  On the top of the staff were the wings of Isis.  Anna used it to ward off the men and a huge battle at sea began.  It was like one of those epic Pirate battles you'd see in the movies, and Anna Nicole was the star brutally and coolly killing off each man trying to assault the women on the boat.  Even the boat itself changed to a great Ancient Eqyptian sailing barge.  As the end of the battle came, Anna Nicole stood victorious in her white and gold gown.  She looked like a blonde version of Cleopatra, except she was still Anna Nicole!

We retired to the top of the barge and let some of the surviving women warriors clean up the bodies of the dead men.  Anna Nicole poured me a glass of wine and stated, "This is my job now.  I have to defend women from the men who seek to steal their fortune.  From the very beginning my fortune was a stolen one and now I must pay it back.  Do not believe everything they say about me.  My body could not keep up with my spirit.  As I avenge others in this world, so will I be avenged."

I woke up after that thinking, wow, that was a cool dream about Anna Nicole!  But when I turned on the news that evening, you can imagine my reaction was of mixed shock and amusement.  Did I just dream that Anna Nicole had become a warrior priestess of Isis or was it a past life vision of Anna?  Or simply a dream I dreamt as a coincident of recent events?  Anna Nicole had been on the news a lot.  I find it really strange that as soon as she was seeing that lawyer guy that she started really have some seriously bad luck.  I don't think Howard K. Stern is the father of her daughter.  I can't shake off the feeling that she was doomed.  If I somehow came in contact with her spirit, I do hope she is happier and stronger than she seemed in recent interviews before her death.  I never really was a big fan of hers and only got to meet her once in my life when she worked for Lane Bryant.  I saw her just before a show but never talked to her.  It was one of those things.  I've come across celebrities like that...  never got autographs, I just collect stories or have a drink with them, that sort of thing.  In life I didn't know her at all, just saw her and she seemed ordinary to me, like a troubled girl I could've gone to high school with.  I wasn't at all starstruck by her.

In any case, I find it strange that I had this dream about her.  Any thoughts of your own?