So i have decided that maury povich has discovered the best episode idea ever. He has these women on the show, usually black or trashy white women and they have these men take paternity tests to see if they are they baby daddies. This in and of itself isn't that funny however when one of the women (usually the white ones) tests like two men on the show and neither one is the father things start to get interesting. They then do a second show and the woman tests like 5 more guys, and none are the father. Third show she tests another 6 guys. Nope not them. Meanwhile all these rap video stand ins celebrate like they just scored a touchdown. Hardly 40 acres and a mule but i'm sure they'll take it. When everything is said and done this woman has about 15-20 men tested and none are the father. Since she certainly isn't the virgin mary, we can cross off the chance of immaculate conception. This means this woman had sex with 20 or more men prior to getting pregnant. CUT IT OUT. First of all you have no teeth, second of all you make Lee look slim and third of all ugh just fucking ugh. Why do black guys love fat white women? If there are any bloggers who are black (and can read and type) that want to answer this riddle feel free to. I just don't get it. That might explain the long tshirts, they just borrow the mid riff shirts from these behemoths and they put it on and BAM its down to their knees. I wonder if one day we might see *name removed to protect the overly sensitive* on maury povich, lord knows she had plenty of dark meat while in virginia. Skipping ahead, isn't it weird that the eskimos have 100 different words for snow and yet italians only have three words in their entire languauge: pasta, wine and flip-flop. Did you see tom brady freaking out on the sidelines when they lost to the colts a couple of weeks ago. At one point he threw a water bottle onto the ground, of course he could only manage to hit the ground that was 5 yards in front of him. I get the feeling that when tom brady comes out of the shower a lot of the d- linemen snicker to each other about how his johnson gives new meaning to the phrase short passing game. I'm not even sure what that means. Anyway delack is cranky all the time now that he is back in the states. Looks like rob misses those 6 foot tall, 210 pound german women already. Where can he find such a girl here? Oh wait over here we call them men. Lets not bullshit rob, call it what it is. You fucking man kisser. out
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