I realize of course that i am over a week late in celebrating my two year anniversary with my blog. This isn't really a surprise, in that i am late in just about everything i do. I've been trying to categorize all the things that have occurred in the past two years. Well the reason i am late posting this is because i was so depressed by how little i have done in the time since i started blogging. Lets ease into it slowly then. I graduated from college, i have been in 10 fantasy football leagues in two years. I have written 15 unfinished songs. I have had 5 jobs. I have had numerous bad facial hair decisions. Mario has gone from being single to being an impregnating machine. Joe has had two girlfriends but they didn't live far enough away from here for him to want to continue the relationships. He still hasn't finished his mustang but i could be celebrating 20 years of blogging before he finishes that. People still refuse to get over 9/11. I moved to Mass and back. I paid my car off as well as my student loans. Rob moved out of his trailer and into a legit house. Way to go pal. He also received two more mastiffs which pushes his total up to 4. Combined weight of said dogs has to be around 500 pounds. Ugh. I have flown six times in two years. I have helped create and done more than my fair share to destroy a relationship in two years. My brother still lives at home. I started eating meat again. I have made hundreds of random and uncalled for observations. I have owned two cell phones. The best part is i have posted slightly more than once a week. I could be one of those freaks who post everyday about who they have a crush on, or what they had for breakfast or anything else like that. Hey lighten up and write about why you think it would be great if women gave birth to puppies instead of kids. Freaky yes but how much cooler would the world be? A lot is the answer your tiny brain was searching for.
two years
