Empire State of Mind

I just saw Jay-Z riding on the Yankees' celebration float down the Canyon of Heroes...

What I wouldn't give to have Kanye West show up, grab the Trophy out of the Yankees' hands, and say, "With all due respect to the Yankees, I think that the Phillies are much more deserving of this award."

Then Jay-Z comes over, punches Kanye in the mouth and says, "Stay away from my Wife and my team!"

Of course, I'd rather do a backbend and lick my own butthole then see another yankee parade...UGH