There's Too Much Grass! I Don't See Any Rims!

I haven't had anything of great social import to say of late. Nothing amazing has been happening so I've little to contribute at present. However, here's what HAS been going in my neck of the life:

1. Guitar Hero II — Suddenly, my life has purpose again. I nailed 5 stars on some pretty tough songs last night and am starting to feel like maybe I can learn to play a real guitar someday.
2. White Sox baseball — Yes, I'm sort of a quitter on this season but I still get a kick out of watching "the kids" show these old men how to play this game again. Josh Fields and Jerry Owens look like serious keepers. Finally, it looks as if our prospects are starting to measure up to the hype. ZING!
3. The Office — I stayed away from my favorite show for almost a month but in a few weeks, Season 3 hits stores on DVD and soon after, the best sitcom since the 'Feld returns triumphantly.
4. The Onion — Still hilarious.

OK, so not much of anything. As a side note, Bill Burr is friggin' hilarious.