Its  awesome when we completely live in a Big Bro police state.... "Honey- another satellite caught me with  plumbers crack showing when I was working on the lawn mower" "Another 666$ world credits were deducted from my implant account".

C'mon....don't talk like that! It's not a police state. The government just needs to create new revenue streams so Karl Rove can ensure that he gets a gold plated golf cart everytime he visits Louisiana to "survey to progress from Katrina" and bang 13-year Guatamalan males orphans in the bee-hind. Remember: "I'm not gay. I just play one in the Senate.....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!". I kill me.

They're passing laws against freaking trends now?  Come on.  As much as I hate trends, people should be allowed to follow the herd all they want, and that's what those "saggy" pants are - a stupid trend that will eventually fall by the wayside when pinch-rolling and parachute pants come back.  If they're going to ban something trendy, it should be lower back tattoos on women.  I mean, those are a permanent eyesore for cripes sake!

How about if they just ban women altogether? Ugh....women.....I just want to....GRRRRRRR......WHY?!?!?!?!?

Match.com sucks the ass. The Worst. Everyone on there and who works for them should all die. Horribly. Right now.

cannibalmatch.com

If that was a real site, I'd beg to be their spokesperson.