"This is sad. We're getting our asses kicked by the Jewish Princess and the Blind Man." -- Ian
Me: "I feel like one of those sponge thingies you stick your pencils in."
Little Josh: *pulls a pencil out of my hair*
Me: "I wonder why."
"Ok...I'm gonna put the head back in the box, and walk away..." -- Little Josh (detailed explanation later)
Me: "So are we going camping or not?"
Momma: "We don't know yet."
Daddy: "That's something that needs to be settled between Nanny, Danny, and..."
Me: "....Fanny?"
"iGo, iTrip, iFall..." -- Me
Me: "Oh."
Little Josh: "O? Why O? Why not any other letter?"
Me: "Because P was off takin' a shit."
*snickers*
I'm sure I forgot a few, but I'll come back and add them if I can remember later. ;)
TheFallenAngel
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