"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!" -- Mythbusters

"Trust the smoke." -- Me 

"Inexplicably, I am wearing chain mail." -- also from Mythbusters

"That's no flying saucer, that's my ass!!" -- Bender from Futurama

"It reaches out in all directions, like a confused octopus." -- Narrator on Discovery Atlas: Brazil

Momma:  "Why are you checking it again?"

Daddy:  "Well now I'll check it a third time, just so you have something to say about it."

Momma:  "All right, smartass."

"Pants!!" -- Alex, one of my roommates

"That's the table from Mariner's; get that out of here!" -- Mr. Richardson

Me:  "Ok, so here's me, and here's Ian..."

Ian:  "Why am I the pepper?"

Me:  "Because I want to be the salt."

*later in same conversation*

Jenny:  "I bet he was coming to pepper your chicken."

*in a discussion about building a huge pond in our backyard*

Momma:  "Why does it have to be that close to the back of the house?"

Daddy:  "What else am I going to do with the yard?"

Momma:  "Well, I was thinking that one day we might have grandchildren who want to come over and play in the backyard, and I don't want to worry about them falling in that pond if they want to play baseball or football."

Daddy:  "They can play boat-ball!"

*pause*

Momma:  "You're so full of shit, Joe."

*giggles*  :p

Now to explain the title:  I came back to my apartment after class to find that my bathroom floor is covered in water.  It's pouring down rain outside, there's no visible leak in my ceiling (plus I live on the first floor), so I am left to assume that either some pipe is leaking, or the water is seeping up from underground.  Cuz nowhere else in the apartment is flooded, that I know of.  And my bedroom is fine, as far as I can tell. 

Well, at least it's in the bathroom.  That way I can just wring stuff out over the tub or the toilet.  But still.  Now I know better than to lazily leave a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor.  =P

In other news, let's end this post on a humerous note.  Here is the latest band email from Mr. Richardson, sent out yesterday in regards to today's rehearsal:

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Subject:  Monday Musings

1) In the event of rain during the afternoon, we will rehearse inside the CAPA building. Stay tuned for further updates.

2) Please do not call asking if we are having rehearsal.

3) We will rehearse even if it is raining.

4) Tomorrow's rehearsal will be indoors should precipitation occur.

5) There is no Monday Musing number five.

6) A good music rehearsal is just what the doctor ordered to cure a case of rain.

7) In the unlikely event of sunshine, rehearsal will be at the practice field.

8) By the way, please do not call, e-mail, write, shout, telegraph, inquire by way of carrier pigeon, or in any other manner ask if we are indeed holding rehearsal on the morrrow (that being Monday) -- the answer is a resounding YES.

Cheers! KR

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*snickers*  :p

Well, that's all I have to say at the moment.  I will be here until 2:30ish, then I'm going to send a carrier pigeon to find out if we have rehearsal today.  ;)

Until next time,

TheFallenAngel