Momma:  "Yes!"

Daddy:  "You are a damn liar!!"

"Go on and put your face in the chilli!!" -- Stoner

(LSU's football team was losing badly) 

*to Daddy*  "Stop laughing, Joe.  It's not funny." -- Momma, an LSU graduate

"Is the lemon fairy going to come and smack your ass with a toothpick?" -- Ian

Daddy:  "That'll give you some food for thought."

Little Josh:  "Just don't eat too much thought."

Rebecca:  "What are you going to give my boyfriend?"

Big Brother Josh:  "A disease!"

Momma:  "Well, maybe if you had prayed to Saint Anthony, he would have helped you find your watch."

Daddy:  "That's right, Gretchen!  I prayed to the motorcycle saint, and now I'm getting a motorcycle!!"

*laughs her ass off*

I swear, I think my Daddy is the biggest smartass on the face of the planet.  :p

Well, I'm going to go try and make food magically appear before me.

Until next time,

TheFallenAngel