"Mr. Broun, we'd just like to thank you once again for coming and meeting with us like this."
"Oh, it's absolutely my pleasure. Any group that takes a stand against the rampant liberalism that is destroying this fine country deserves to have their message heard."
"We feel the exact same way!"
"Now, what exactly is it that you want to get done?"
"Well, Congressman, you know how we're in a war, right?"
"Technically, the war ended four years ago."
"Yes, but... our troops are still engaged in conflict in the middle east, right?"
"'Conflict' is putting it lightly. Every day, our soldiers are faced with the kind of conditions you and I could never imagine. They are subjected to a way of living that takes an unholy toll on their bodies and minds. Thousands of them have died, alone and frightened in a land far, far away from any home they've ever known. And those that do survive have more than likely seen countless friends of theirs die in bloody, horrible ways. They are forever changed. They have gazed into the abyss, and it, in turn, has gazed back at them."
"Yeah... well, we wanna take away their porn."
"Why?"
"It's bad for them."
"Sounds good to me!"