I found this and thought it would be a good guide to share with all my friends! I Hope these words of wisdom will keep you from sleeping with Fido!



Women will understand this! 
Men should memorize it!


Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!






 




MAJOR
DANGER WILL ROBINSON WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING?  DID THAT ACTUALLY COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

OKAY, SLIIGHTLY OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE BUT YOU MAY ASK THE DOG TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOU

SHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, YOU MAY BE ON THE COUCH BUT YOU WONT BE IN THE DOG HOUSE!




BINGO! AWASOME JOB YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF SAFE!




What's for 
dinner?




Can I help you 
with dinner?




Where would you like 
to go for dinner?




Here, have some wine.




Are you 
wearing that?




You sure 
look good in brown!




WOW! Look at you!




Here, have some wine




What are you 
so worked up about?




Could we be 
overreacting?




Here's my paycheck.




Here, have some wine.




Should you be 
eating that?




You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.




Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?




Here, have some wine.




What did you 
DO all day?




I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.




I've always loved you 
in that robe!




Here, have some 
wine.

 

 
   

 


 
 

 
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