1) Why did you send me that $80 in the first place?
Because I care about you and you seemed pretty distressed over it at the time, and regardless of how cheap I act, money doesn't come between me and friends.
2) Do you dream in color, or in black and white?
Color. Always. At least those I can remember. :D
3) Are you actually as racist/sexist/___ist as you act?
I hate everyone equally, I got my jokes from black people/women blah blah. Insert other stupid comments. But seriously, no. I just get a kick on those kinds of jokes because I like offensive humor. It's all because of George Carlin, really. Plus, I have no problems acting like a real asshole on the internet because I don't really care about what a bunch of strangers think of me, and if they get their panties in a knot over some dude they'll never meet, well, there's a REASON Anonymous does so much damage to a lot of people who take the internet too seriously. XD
4) What did you originally want to be when you grew up?
Would you believe it? A janitor. We had an awesomely friendly janitor at our elementary school, and I wanted to be like him, and I thought if you were a janitor, you'd be super happy. It wasn't until a year or two ago I REALLY became as interested in math as I am. I was originally simply "good" at it. I also wanted to be an inventor, because I thought "inventions" meant "follow instructions," and I LOVE Legos!!
5) Did you pass up any opportunities in life that you truly regret, and if so, what?
I was going to say None and had this long-winded paragraph, but in the middle of it I remembered one. I regret not taking Katie up on her offer for a relationship when she was lying in my bed with me and I was "sorta" dating Bridgett at the time. I know if we had dated, we'd still be together, and probably well on our way to marriage right about now. She was REALLY hot, too, I have a little more depth than that and that wasn't why I would have dated her. XD But the story for my feelings for her are for another day. XD
