YUP

Why not (did it work?)

no

but hes still dead so maybe later

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????

huh???

yup!

im glad we got that cleared up

now that we're on the same page..

were we on different pages before???

of course we were...but some one must have dropped cotton candy on the pages...as they were stuck together....causing us to be on the same page....see?....must i explain everything?????/

yes please explain everything

a litte at a time though or the web will crash

lol!...i like you...you're a smarty

i am a little candy disk???

im even cooler than i thought

yes...and taste pretty good...but not as good as sweet tarts!

but never underestimate the power of pez

pez are better than smarties and sweet tarts trump them both.....but sour patch kids will kick everyone's ass....and fuck up your tongue if you eat too many....i am always a glutton for punishment..

with pez you get the funky dispensers - you cant beat that

if you like punishment eat jabanero peppers - theyll make your eyeballs sweat

spicy foods?...........no thanks!

it must be candy that shred your mouth....or white trash cereal like captain crunch berry that slice your gums......things that torture me must be sweet!

pop rocks - theyll do it

pop rocks?..they sound delish.....sweet torture?

i want them...am googling now!

but why would the web crash....unless it just can't handle the truth..

 

i dont know about truth but everything will take a lot of space
also a lot of typing...you need a secretary

i do need one....must check mason jar land....the thickest glass produce the most skilled secretaries.

maybe a temp agency would be easier, and you don't have to mess with those lids

true....good thought old man..

thanks

old man??? how old is old???

 

697859645648594589569384064502397545037 scooby doo's of course!

good answer - it says nothing and cant offend anybody

you should run for prez

exactly........no one should get their underwear in a bunch over age...there are way more important worries like; there will never be a great muppet movie as jim henson is dead.... i feel no one can copy him or better him......and another worry is they've discontinued my favorite pen!

first bill i'll pass as president will be for scientist and witches to figure out a way to bring jim henson from the dead.

and the second will be to chop off anyones head that dares to discontinue any sort of writing equipment!

i like you so....i'll pass any bill you want...

if they can bring jim henson back they can bring george carlin back - hed get even more topblogs then

 

what kind of pen do you like???

 

i like you too so ill be your secretary of twine - there should be one

 

thank you for friending me - i did you too

so the resurrection will include both fine talents.

 

it was a Pelikan pen discountinued 2 years ago.....although they continue to make outstanding pens..this was my favorite....so now I use Watermans and Bexleys....outstanding writing instruments in their own rights but not my beloved Pelikan....I've shopped Dalys who often have a pen or two of the discontinued brands and shops all over the world......but it's been two years and as more than one shop worker has informed me...."give it up gurl....none are to be found!"

 

I'm getting Pop Rocks this weekend!...can't wait....and if they fail to deliver sweet torture to my mouth?....when you are my secretary i'll shrink you down to about one eigth of an inch and make you type by jumping on each key.....being that i am blessed with a kind heart and sacchrine disposition it will only be 60wpm.

 

K?

if we keep resurrecting people eventually they will ressurect caligula - then there will be trouble

 

i like flairs - they write sideways

 

i only type about 6 wpm now so 60 would be an improvement...but if you shrink me to 1/8 inch i will have to change my name to InfraMan

oooo no..we don't want that.

 

what the hell do you mean writes sideways....don't they all?

 

well changing your name is the easy part.....i think you had better start practicing your jumping skills....just in case....

they could resurrect george washington but i think hed take one look and demand they unressurect him

 

pens dont write sideways too well for me - but maybe its me

 

maybe i could use a pogo stick

but there would probably be repeats llliikkkkeee tthhhiissss

supraman darling....you're so daft!....pogo sticks are way too dangerous to use for typing!

you'd better get spry for those leaps you'll be making for me.

 

and i agree....george would demand to be sent back.....even if he's in hell!

 

yeah.....it's just you that can't write sideways...

how about one of those bounce balls???

theyd work and be fun too

 

i knew it was just me - its always just me

if i'm shrinking you as a form of punishment....why would i give you a helper?

the only helper you'd get is one that will chase you around the key board threatening to bite your tiny little ass.

and there will be no fun if i'm not tortured by the rocks as you have promised...but if i am sweetly tortured by the pop rocks?....you can work for me and i won't shrink you.....k?

i haven't thought of a creative reward as of yet...

a little tiny ass biter will get you words like jgfherksjhgb

 

you could grow me so i could slam dunk - that would be cool

well, i guess mr candy shorts had better learn how to panic-stricken type, huh?

 

typos?

and you will find your self in my pocket with sour patch kids....the last half scale secretary was scratched up pretty badly, and she had on clothes....you'll be naked!

you should get a case for your secretaries - we wouldnt get all scratched up and last longer

along with the sour patch kids and the certs that have been lost for 26 years

you are so slow to understand torture and punishment.

oooooo, you are going to be a fun secretary!

sometimes i worry that maybe youre really dick cheney

well, if dick cheney is a soon to be 17 year old blond girl that dyes her hair black, sleeps with stuffed animals and loves the sweet torture of sour patch kids?

then i must be him....or...he must be me....but if he also loves shoes....then dick cheney is definitely me.....and if he's me....then who the hell am I?

now i "must" shrink you for giving my this new thought to ponder....geeze man....i was trying to have the night off!

i have a surgery to bite my nails over tomorrow!

if dick cheney is you then maybe youre george bush

but no - youd be a better president or vp so you must be you

i can't believe you'd even suggest i might be george bush!!!!!!

just for that.....i WILL SHRINK YOU!!!!!!

make you work for me..

not pay you

and your living quarters will be Bears' underwear hamper!

as for food?...you can eat what ever you scrape up in side the hamper!

you are not george bush

i didnt really think you were george bush

you couldnt be george bush

please not the underwear hamper - that is too much punishment

Go watch him perform on Youtube- priceless. He's a treasure not soon to be forgotten.

i know who he was - he was good

i just thought it was weird how many topblogs there were

People will jump on the bandwagon for anything.

I know- I've seen some of the top blogs... sigh.

today there are dueling people calling each other asswipes

and other serious subjects

Goodness. I had to vote so someone else could be on top with them and they were reduced to the lower echelons. At least one of them anyways, and what I voted for wasn't quite my favorite but it did serve the purpose.... and it was a very well written blog

Thank you for letting me know~