Parkin' it like a blog entry

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groceries

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park it like it's hot

take him home

Note: This story may seem boring at first, but the boring details are necessary for the ending to be funny. And believe me, it is funny. :p

So last night at work (Wal-Mart), my first customers of the day were these four people, two men and two women, who were I guess doing their shopping for that month. They had two full buggies (shopping carts, if you prefer) of groceries, and just like anybody else, they were good and ready to go home.

The first lady unloaded her buggy and I started ringing up the stuff and putting it in bags. One of the guys meandered around to the front and loaded up the groceries as they came to him. All four people were cracking jokes the whole time, but the one guy in the front (I think they called him Cecil) kept heckling the lady unloading the groceries and giving her a hard time. I would just chuckle to myself and keep working.

The first lady filled up her buggy and told the second lady she could start loading groceries into her buggy. I guess the first lady went to the restroom or something, cuz I didn't see or hear her for a couple minutes. While she was gone, the assumed Cecil took her buggy and moved it out of the way, against the wall.

When she came back, she looked around and asked him, "Where's my basket? What did you do with my groceries?"

The reply:

"They was in the way, so I moved it. You know how that song goes, 'ya park it like it's hot'? I parked it like you got groceries."

I couldn't help but laugh. I kept thinking to myself, "I know he did NOT just do that!" That was the lamest, most hilarious thing I've ever heard. The other lady, the one with the second buggy, looked at me and asked, "You want him? He's not mine, you can have him. Please, take him home. Do it today." XD

Oh man, that was...wow. :p

~G~

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Re: Parkin' it like a blog entry

Haha that is too funny. Sounds like something you'd see on tv. I love it! "ya park it like it's hot" Lets just hope that none of them drop it like it's hot or they'd need another hip replacement!