Today was unfathomably amusing. Mainly because my friends are comedic geniuses.
Anyways, the day starts normal as I get to the bench before school starts. I see that Eryka is wearing a really cute dress so I compliment her on it. And this is her response: "Yeah, it's pretty much the cutest dress I’ve ever seen..." Naturally, I am taken aback from such a bold statement but then I start to laugh incredibly hard as Eryka tells me how to use this phrase in everyday language. I accept it and am off to 1st period with Amy.
We had a sub first period. She asked me who the 'math wiz' was in the class and naturally i thought it would be funny to say Amy. Well when she asked Amy 'The Math Wiz' if she would help with notes and problems I immediately was overcome with joy as I proceeded to laugh at my own lame concoction of a lie. It was hilarious.
So then after 2nd, I had break, which is always good. Then I continued to 3rd period which was quite entertaining due to the 20 minute tangent that Mr. Mc Cargo ran off on about his plants.
In 4th period, I didn’t have very many friends. But just recently, Bri Hennessey transferred into my class and after kicking someone out of their seat, she sits next to me. And using Eryka ideas from this morning, I start to say things like, "That is pretty much the ugliest drawing I’ve ever seen." and so on. We thought this to be hilarious. And to make matters worse/better, this big Mexican guy sits to the left of Bri and entertains us unknowingly with his Mexican accent and tiny intellect. Bri proceeds to name him "Homeboy." We never stopped laughing after that.
Lunch was probably the pinnacle of my crazy day. I am with Amy as she is talking to Ian. I turn away for one second and I hear a blood curdling scream. I turn in a state of horror to look who is dying and I see Amy SCREAMING GOOSE Ian. From that point, I don’t remember that well. My knees gave out as I plummeted to the cement. My eyes welled up and I cried hysterically for a good 2 minutes. I took off my sunglasses to wipe the tears as I hear Ian say something along the lines of , "I've never seen someone cry so hard from laughing." I couldn't breathe and tears kept streaming down my face.
After that, my day could only get better. 5th period was great as usually. Bonnie and I laughed and made fun of the way Homeboy talked and Meghan and I reminisced about yesterday's polo practice.
6th wasn’t that bad surprisingly and before I knew it, the school day was over. I was off to polo practice where Amy and I constantly remembered the day’s previous antics. Primarily SCREAMING GOOSE!!! I also invented a new goose called "Ghetto Goose" and I tested it on Eryka. It appeared to be a huge success. After practice, I wanted to test my luck with the Screaming Goose. Amy was bending over for something and I shrieked as I slammed my thumb in Amy's butt hole. She screamed as well. I did it a bit harder than normal because I wanted to penetrate her towel. After a good minute laugh she turns to me and says, "Is it weird that that one actually hurt?" I assured her it wasn’t.
And now I am off to Eryka’s to watch Team America - which I have never seen.
So all in all, today was brilliant all thanks to the Screaming Goose.
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