So, the other day I decided to play a little golf at a course in a well-to-do, high fa-luting part of the county.  A nice little course that I enjoy shagging my balls out of the woods at.  Anyway, much to my surprise as I am getting ready to make my turn at the last light before the club house, I notice the driver of the brand spank'n new Lexus suv next to me is ramming her thumb into her nose and with a pinching motion with her index finger pulling outward.  Then quickly poking her thumb into her mouth before re-deploying her digit back into her nose.  Back and forth....in and out....lick and stick.  I couldn't figure out if she was lubing her thumb for easy insertion or removing what ever foreign object that might have become lodged under thumb nail.

Unfortunately, the light turned green before I could roll down my window and ask her if she needed some assistance, but just as well because it looked like she had things well at hand.

Oooooo-weeee!  Now that's fancy!