Ok, I got this email from a co-worker, because she got this thing from another person and it's pretty funny!
New Virus
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (or as it;s commonly known - WORK). If you recieve WORK of any kind from any colleages, your boss or anyone else ivia ANY means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private/social life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these instructions:
1. Put on your jacket.
2. Take 2 friends to the nearest bar.
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (or as it's commonly called - WINE)
4. Ingest the antidote orally in 6-8 oz doses repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
PLEASE forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! This virus is DEADLY! Run (don't walk) To the closest liquor store or restaurant (if you are not near a bar) and administer the antidote immesiately!
UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (or BEER) may be sustituted for WINE.
Please note that you may require a more generous dosage in order to recieve equal benefit of WINE. Looking out for your health and you.
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