Schmobama schis schan schmazing schpeaker.

I'm so glad I got to suck it forever. Even if I did suck it forever.

Well, you did do that.

 

But, s'ok.

ATLEAST YOU WEREN'T STANDING FOR FOUR HOURS.

 

But hey, I was like 20 feet away from him and got a picture of me with him in the background, so it's cool.

Yeah, we knew that if we wanted to be near Obama, it was going to be quite a few more hours, so we left at the end of his speech.

You know, I never seen so many camera flashes in my life.