Cruel Shoes

We need:  solar power and energy-efficient transportation
We get:  more kinds of pizza

We need:  cures for cancer and AIDS
We get:  Viagra.

We need:  an actual foreign policy
We get:  war and torture.

We need:  advocacy
We get:  surveillance

We need:  healthcare assistance
We get:  bankruptcy legislation

We need:  jobs
We get:  tips on dumpster diving.

We need:  journalism
We get:  Fox.

We need:  leadership
We get:  The Failure-in-chief, McNasty and Obummer.

God Bless America... and hand me a slice of that hot chili pepper pizza.