...but Mapplethorpe the dragon will only say meep!
This meep! means, "I want jellybeans!"
This meep! means, "I am smiley!"
This meep! means, "I think Baudrillard is overrated highly."
Those who use their language to obfuscate and maim
Could learn from tiny dragons with trisyllabic name
'Cos meep! will never break your heart
Meep! won't start a war.
You can't deceive or lie with meep!
That's not what meep! is for.
There's 40,000 English words
Which ones do you keep?
Mapplethorpe the dragon will only say meep!
-Grant Buist