Oh yeah. It's Rogue's birthday today. And he's in Afghanistan. With a bad case of the sniffles. So y'all should go throw cheerful things at him that'll annoy him.
(He secretly likes it, but he'll pretend to get mad and break out the katana for pinatas and the like.)
(Er, very very secretly. So secretly that I'm the only one who knows about it. Pay no attention to the rage of annoyance, and try to be at least one-and-a-half stories away from him when he finds said cheerful things).
(Rogue pretends to be a very angry person sometimes.)