*hi fives you*  i wanted to personally give you your invitation to next year's annual "anti-valentine's party" here at ms.  you're obviously a natural.  (and if i ever actually throw one of these irl, you're invited to that too).

Why thank you. I'll be most happy to join you.

I'd like to thank my In laws and my soon-to-be Ex and His Girlfriend for making this whole day possible. I'd also like to thank the Mindsay community and all the other Ladies out there who have made this day easier to deal with. Thank you...thank you..

/gets dragged off the stage/

Valentine's Day is for those in the "2% Club."  The rest of us stand outside, noses pressed against the windows of the club.