bored

ok well im pretty bored so im just writing here and yes im going to publish this on my blog.... well i guess your reading this and your probably bored too.... dont leave!! ill come up with something exciting to say....... hmmmmm....... ummmmmm..... dont leave.... lets see.... OH I KNOW!!! im going to tell a story! hows does that sound??? well i dont care if you dont want to hear it! your going to listen to me untill im done!!!  here it is.... i was gonna tell a real story but i cant think of any so im going to make one up..

 

once opon a time there was a girl who decided to go to the park. her mom said no she cant go because bad men will want to melest her, so the girl killed her mom. The girls name was Crystal.  Crystal decided to hide her moms body after she went to the park.  When Crystal went to the park she brought her friend Pedro just incase someone wanted to melest her.  they went to the park and while they were there the got lost and separated from eachother. Then Pedro got bit by a rattle snake. (the park was in a desert in Africa.) When Crystal found Pedro he was dead. She didnt cry instead she decided to have some fun with the body. Crystal decided to carry the body and put it on top of a giant tree, (yes there was a tree in the desert.) then she dropped it off to see if it would bounce. it did! it bounced so high it came back up to the top of the tree and knocked Crystal off then she fell and died, but she didnt bounce. After all this happened Crystals arm got ripped off and flew all the way to Japan. It hit the prime minister of Japan and he thought it was a threat from the U.S.  The prime minister decided to launch a few nukes at the U.S. in response. The nukes killed everyone and then the whole Earth got into a nuclear war and everyone died. Then the world blew up. Then the universe imploded from all the energy! =].... =[....??

 

THE END.

 

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