"I want a refund."

yeah..Good Luck with that

come on man, that guy could not get those breast implants back, and that was his wife, for pete's sake! Or that surgeon who wanted his kidney back. I am sorry to hear about the relationship though, in case you wanted to know. Ya know, since I am being so harsh lol

(really though, I am very sorry)

...riiiiiight..



LOL

oh whatever, I really am. Ugh lol

fotcl

Flying Orange Turtles Cross Lakes

"I'm gonna cut 'em out and git 'em back"

psycho.

I hope your next girlfriend likes that though!

I know EXACTLY how you feel!

Did you at least get laid out of the deal? 

Ya, but it was vanilla and boring, honestly.

Know the feeling.  I could have bought a slightly less rusted out truck for what I spent on my ex.